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  • Baby Alert! - DATING ALERT!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    22 Things You Should Never Say To A Pregnant Woman

    January 4, 2019 - By Dave

    When you’re pregnant, sometimes it feels as if everyone’s got an opinion on it. And although an expectant mother’s impending newborn is as much hers as it is the father’s or yours or even any marsh mosquito’s that exists or has ever existed on Earth for that matter due to every living being’s evolution of genetic lineage from the same original single cell…

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  • God Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On God

    Instead Of Turning Her Into A Pillar Of Salt, How Else Had God Considered Punishing Lot’s Wife For Looking Back At Sodom?

    January 3, 2019 - By Dave

    Having fled Sodom less than 8.2 seconds before God smoked that wicked, rancid shithole to the ground, Lot, his two daughters and his wife legged it across the desert like a cadre of fast, emotionally unstable people towards Comic Con on opening day. But unable to resist, Lot’s wife couldn’t help her dumb ass and just had to turn around and…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Whypotheticals

    Whypothetical: Can You Distract A Meteorologist With Idle Small Talk About The Weather While He Waits To Testify In His Mother’s Manslaughter Trial?

    January 2, 2019 - By Dave

    Everyone knows that waiting to testify in your mum’s manslaughter trial is a stressful time, so are you able to take a meteorologist’s mind off his mum’s heinous crime with idle small talk about the weather?

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - Whypotheticals

    Whypothetical: Is It Worth Sticking A Rifle In Your Mouth And Blowing Your Face Off In A Failed Suicide Attempt So That When You Come To, You Can Drop The ‘You Should’ve Seen The Other Guy’ Gag And Get A Gigantic Laugh From Everyone In The Emergency Ward?

    January 1, 2019 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    You Can Do It: ‘Do That Thing I’ve Been Meaning To In 2020’ Tops List Of Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions for 2019

    December 31, 2018 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Small Talk

    6 Times When Small Talk Is Not Appropriate

    December 30, 2018 - By Dave

    Small Talk is a great way to lead into a more meaningful interaction with a stranger. And it’s pretty much always a good time to start a casual chat with a new friend at any time or place, but there are still some occasions when initiating a chinwag about the weather, how bad traffic is getting or how the price of petrol…

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  • Family Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    How Indifferent Are You To Christmas With Your Family? Take The Quiz!

    December 23, 2018 - By Dave

    How indifferent are you to spending Christmas with your family? Take the quiz and find out!   Question 1) The thought of buying presents for family members you know next-to-nothing about: a) fills you with anxiety. (1 point) b) floods you with dread. (2 points) c) drenches you with terror. (3 points) d) saturates you with violent, biblical rage (4…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Report: Mexican, Italian, Chinese Food Referred To As Just ‘Food’ In Respective Countries

    December 22, 2018 - By Dave

    MEXICO, ITALY, CHINA–Contrary to previously held beliefs, Chinese, Mexican and Italian Food is just referred to as “food” in each of their respective countries. In a report released today out of Mexico, China and Italy, it has been confirmed by each country that when people make dinner at home or go out to eat in those countries, they refer to…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Man At Beach Bored Of Ocean Tide Going In, Out, In, Out and Just Doing ‘Same God Damn Thing, Over And Over, It’s Been Doing Since Fucking Forever’

    December 21, 2018 - By Dave

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  • DATING ALERT!! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!!

    Local Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Understand Herself Angry At Partner For Not Understanding Her

    December 20, 2018 - By Dave

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