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Hey Why You Do It, I’m Chris Martin. I’m a musician and this is the first time I’ve done this… So, go ahead, type anything at me, I dare you haha ***This is a mediated chat. See the rules for more info*** ————— Steveotheradone: You man good Me like yuo. you man good and do a musics good. Bye bye Thank you? Please…
Babies, am I right?! Nothing gets us going more than a snap of a recently uterine-expelled human to the face of the Earth via the body’s wet criminal ejection most commonly known as pregnancy. So, without further ado, here are photos of some recently born living, breathing skinbags that are otherwise known as babies! Get ready to call the Cuteness police!…
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS– After wife Giselle Bündchen revealed to him by yelling, ‘Tom, we only have one roll of toilet paper left’ across the hall, New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady immediately descended into a full-blown seizure as a result of a panic attack, consequently having to be rushed to hospital. Brady, who is known for his final quarter heroics, suffered…
MY SAY By Brian McGarnickle We don’t often get into politics here at Why You Do It, but these are things we perfectly understand: • That the military, security, economical, social and political actions of the most powerful nation in the world is at the whim of one single man; • All the complexities of zeitgeist we…
MY SAY By Dave Martin A month ago, my divorce was provisionally approved, making me a soon-to-be-divorced man and consequently meaning I deserved to be thrown into the Pit Of Disgusting Divorced Garbage Humans. And today, a month and a day later, it became official, meaning I am now legally divorced. And yeah, I know what you’re thinking:…
NEW ORLEANS, LA–Citing remarkable findings just released today, research scientists at LSU have confirmed that you are the first person ever to be going through the thing you’re going through right now. Monitoring the trials, challenges and difficulties of every person who ever lived, and every person alive today, the research team found that nobody–in the 195,000 year history of homo…