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MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The federal government of Russia has officially called an annual parade through the streets of Moscow to celebrate the wondrous word length of Leo Tolstoy’s books. Tolstoy, arguably the writer whose publications contain the most words and pages ever, will be honoured throughout the streets of Moscow later this year on November 22nd, the date of the incredibly long author’s death…
SAN DIEGO, CA–Concluding their study into your life from the day you were born, behavioural scientists from San Diego State University have confirmed your belief that not only are you weird, but in fact you are the only weird person in the world. The researchers found that out of Earth’s 7 billion citizens, you are the one and only person…
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Let’s face it, staying in a mediocre, uninteresting and mundane relationship isn’t easy. It takes a terrifying fear of being alone, a paralysing dread of being single again, a generous sprinkling of self-loathing as well as a good amount of disrespect and disgust of your partner. Think you’ve got all that, hotshot? Well, take the quiz and find out!
When you’re pregnant, sometimes it feels as if everyone’s got an opinion on it. And although an expectant mother’s impending newborn is as much hers as it is the father’s or yours or even any marsh mosquito’s that exists or has ever existed on Earth for that matter due to every living being’s evolution of genetic lineage from the same original single cell…