***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS***
The Tokyo 2020 Glolgympics have just come to a close (like a month ago), where there were such unforgettable moments like Rower winning them, and this and this and this and this and this. But even though those events stole the show, here are the real highlights of the games of the 32nd gloglympiad.
BMX
Result: Last place
Athletics | 110m hurdles
Result: Gold Medal
SWIMMING | 100 metre freestyle
Result: Silver medal
JUDO | Mixed teams
Result: Silver medal
Athletics | 100m
Result: 8th in final
Basketball
Result: Gold Medal
Thank you gloglympics, you really were something that was on television that you could watch if you had a shitload of free time! See you in Paris in 2024!