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BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, just when you thought Lionel Messi may have done enough to salvage his horrendous disaster of a career at FC Barcelona, he goes and confirms why everyone has wanted him gone from the moment he arrived at the club. Misdirecting a pass that almost lead to a shot on goal by the opposition in the 80th minute of…
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BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank account, a Spanish phone number, a Numero de Identidad Extranjero, as well as membership to the local football club, therefore transforming him from the person you see above on the left into the one on the right. It was just…
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We were all blown away by Slash’s epic solos on Guns N’ Roses’ ‘November Rain’ off 1991’s Use Your Illusion I… …But did you know the guitar wasn’t his first choice instrument for them? Problem was that when he approached frontman Axl Rose with what he actually wanted to use to play them, he wouldn’t have a bar of it, and wouldn’t allow…
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Ahhhh Spain… land of vibrant culture, rich flavours and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in the noises that are emitted from it. This is a country synonymous with passion, pride, excessive noise, and not only talking about noise but also wanting to be noisy about being loud. But don’t let all the noises stop you…
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BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of those times. Just because 100% of things are different for local Spanish dog Chunky, his behaviour is, for some fucking weird reason, slightly different and more anxious. Come on, local Spanish dog, get your shit together, buddy. I mean, what…
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If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to love this news! Because, guess what, if you replace the word “California” every time you hear it in a song with “Barcelona”, it makes total sense and is completely fine. Wow, excellent! This is just what you’ve been waiting to hear,…
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WASHINGTON, D.C.– Finally! This is something we’ve wanted for ages! Succumbing to public pressure and commonly-held beliefs that dogs and kids are the ultimate judges of human character, the US Supreme Court has finally replaced its conventional jury panel of 12 jurors with a mix of children and canines. Dogs and children, which are well known to exhibit instinctive judgement…
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Oooh, 6 Superbowls, 4 Superbowl MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. It took travelling over 400 kilometres in Spain, to 3 cities across both Catalunya and Tarragona for me to get my Spanish Foreigner ID number. And where’s yours, Tom? Yeah, just what I thought – Fucking nowhere. I win.