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  • ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! - The World Cup - USA-MEXICO-CANADA 2026 - World Cup 2026 - World Cup Alert!!

    Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

    January 22, 2026 - By Dave

    Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…

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  • ¡Mucho Gusto! - ¡Wine! - Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Barcelona - On Spain

    ¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood

    July 28, 2020 - By Dave

    Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country of great complexity and simultaneous simplicity in the sometimes colourful, sometimes charming and sometimes fuck me, goddamn shut the fuck up you cunts types of noises that are emitted from it. But there’s more to Spain than just food and…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - On Barcelona - On Spain

    Local Spanish Immigrant Man Dave Martin Not Sure If This Phrase Translates Well Into Spanish But Concludes Will Be Necessary To Learn While Living In El Raval, Barcelona’s Shittiest, Grossest, Most Fucked Up Area

    February 8, 2020 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Barcelona

    Good Advice, Doc: Local Man Dave Martin Admitted Dead to Hospital, Local Barcelona Doctors Recommend: “Plenty of Bedrest, You Should Be Fine.”

    October 4, 2019 - By Dave

    BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, if you’ve lost all faith in modern medicine, hold up a second, because this going to make you a believer again. Local man Dave Martin was admitted to a Barcelona area hospital today with symptoms of death, lack of life and generally being dead, at which point local doctors prescribed him with handful of painkillers and told him, “Plenty…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Barcelona - On Spain

    Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”

    May 15, 2019 - By Dave

    BARCELONA, SPAIN– Having mastered the official language of Spain, local man Dave Martin’s Spanish is so fucking incredible already after living in Spain for only 3 months that he’s saying “Okay, next please” and is moving on to the next language: Catalan. Speaking after having mastered all grammar forms, the use of all Spanish vocabulary in all contexts as well as…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Barça - On Barcelona - Sports!

    Time’s Up, Buddy: After Errant Pass In Today’s La Liga Match Against Espanyol, FC Barcelona Finally Decide To Get Rid Of Argentinian Disaster Lionel Messi

    March 31, 2019 - By Dave

    BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, just when you thought Lionel Messi may have done enough to salvage his horrendous disaster of a career at FC Barcelona, he goes and confirms why everyone has wanted him gone from the moment he arrived at the club. Misdirecting a pass that almost lead to a shot on goal by the opposition in the 80th minute of…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - News alert!! - On Barcelona - On Spain

    This Makes Complete Sense: Instead of Singing The Word “California” Every Time It’s In A Song, You Can Sing The Word “Barcelona” And It’s Totally Fine

    February 22, 2019 - By Dave

    If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to love this news! Because, guess what, if you replace the word “California” every time you hear it in a song with “Barcelona”, it makes total sense and is completely fine. Wow, excellent! This is just what you’ve been waiting to hear,…

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