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  • gloglympics alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - Olympics Alert!! - Sports!

    The Olympics are about to close, but here’s the answer to the question you and every person you know on earth wants to know: Dave, based on your pre-games prediction, did Rower win the gloglympics?

    August 8, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** Three weeks ago, just prior to the commencement of Tokyo 2020, I made a prediction…

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    Nice Guys Do Exist: Belarus Olympic Officials Deny Forcing Sprinter Krystsina Tsimanouskaya To Withdraw From Olympic Competition And Forcibly Sending Her Home, Claim She Was Actually Encouraged To Enter Alternative Events

    August 8, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** *If you’d like to know what the gloglympics are actually all about (or just need…

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    What! A! Loser! – Japan’s Tokyo 2020 Judo Team

    August 2, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** The games of the 32nd gloglimpiad are now well underway and here I highlight what makes…

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    What! A! Loser! – Russian Judoka Tamerlan Bashaev

    July 31, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** The games of the 32nd gloglimpiad are now well underway and here I highlight what makes…

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    WHAT A LOSER: Kosovan Judoka Majlinda Kelmendi

    July 30, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** The games of the 32nd gloglimpiad are now well underway and here I highlight what makes…

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    QUIZ: Do you ever get “on line”? Well, here’s a hot tip for next you’re jacking into the “Net”

    July 30, 2021 - By Dave

    Dave “Internet guy” here again! Hey, do you have your own blogsite? And do you like avoiding unhinged emotional meltdowns? Well, have I got a tip for you! Today’s Internet computer tip for next time you’re “on line”: Don’t fuck around in your website admin and change your primary domain to a domain that’s not yours (e.g. davemartin.in) just to ‘see…

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    Great Gloglympic Moments of Momentous Gloglympic Greatness – The Graphics Guy in the Rio 2016 Men’s Water Polo Final

    July 26, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** The games of the 32nd gloglimpiad are now underway and to celebrate, I take look…

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    The Tokyo gloglympics 2020 kick off today… but what actually is gloglympics?

    July 23, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** If you’re a bit in the dark about what gloglympics is, just check out the…

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    The 2021 FIFA Arab Cup Is Just Months Away… But What The Hell Is It?

    July 21, 2021 - By Dave

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  • God Alert!

    It’s Sunday! Can You Cross Yourself Without Infuriating God or Satan?

    July 19, 2021 - By Dave

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