Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase I also maybe not be able to visa reasosn, but for now I go, a few months before when visa restircions still not in play!! i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is whay i said basement)
Today my friends, we go to SEATTLE!!
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also deye doctor after eye surgeery recommends looking at screen longer, so no time to edit). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
SPORTS TEAMS
#1 TEAM: SEATTLE SEASHAWKS
Established: 1974
Super Bowl CHampionships: 1 (2013)
Current Season: NFC Championships game (v Rams, this Sunday)
SEATTLE MARINERS
Major League affilition: 1977-present
World Series CHampionships: 0 (best: West Division titles 1995, 1997, 2001, 2025)
Last season: Lost in AL Championship 4-3 to Toronto
SEATTLE KRAKEN
Founded: 2021
STanley Cup Championships: 0 (Best: 2nd round playoffs)
Last season: 7th Pacific (missed playoffs)
SEATTLE SOUNDERS
Estblished: 2007
MLS Cups: 2 (2016, 2019)
Last season: Lost 1st round v Minnesota 2-1 in series (Game 3 on penalties)
SEATTLE REIGN
Founded: 2012
Championships 0 (3x runners-up)
SEATTLE SUPERSONICS* (COMING BACK SOON?? NBA needs 2 more teams, so Vegas and Seattle??)
Founded: 1967
Championships: 1 (1979)
Moved to Oklahoma City: 2008
Back in Seattle: 2030?
BEST MUSIC, WELL MY FAVOURITE (from state – Washington)
Modest Mouse (not Nirvana, Pearl Jam, SOundgarden or Alice in CHains fuck them) . Modest Mouse. AMazing. THE SOUND THE KYRICS THE LEAD SINGER, VOICE, THE STORIES. WOW
tHIS ALBUM MY CURENT FAVOURITE:The Moon & Antarctica
https://open.spotify.com/album/5SbcupirEParczvqqyUPXL?si=WbiSCbW0TX6UDmgOsY67Rw
AND THIS ONE, gOOD nEWS FOR pEOPLE WHO LIOVE BAD NEWS
Also this banger by Owl City!!
BEST COMEDY or comedian (my favourite)
Carrie Borwnstein, what a sick motherfucker. so badassL here she is on television tv talk show program called What’s up with that. She my favourite comedy person from Seatlle:
Also here she in Portlandia, the Seattle episode about Seattle! (at 55:35)
And also, Chriss Pratt!!!
BEST BOOK OR WRITER
Fight Club. This book excellent, i read now and loving it
BEST FOOD: shitload of salmon!!!
Blackened Salmon
and also this: I dont have recipe but just use chang GPT to get recpie!! I do it too!!
and Seattle Salmon Cakes!!
BEST SOMETHING TO DO
No idea. I not allowed to because of visa reasons so must restricts movemebt and avoid unnecesary travel in order not to alert authorities
MY FAVOURITE SEATLLE PERSON IN HISTORY
SHAWN KEMP, SEATTLE SUPERSONICS DURING THE 90S. ABSOLUTE BEAST (JUST BETTER THAN_GARY PAYTON). ABSOLUTE DOG, MACHINE AND CRAZY DUNK MAN
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Seattle Stadium)
M16, Mon 15 Jun — Belgium vs Egypt
M32, Fri 19 Jun — United States vs Australia
M52, Wed 24 Jun — TBD vs Qatar
M63, Fri 26 Jun — IR Iran vs Egypt
M82, Wed 1 Jul — Round of 32: 1G vs 3AEHIJ
M94, Mon 6 Jul — Round of 16: W81 vs W82
oK TIME TO LEAVE sEATTLE, MY FIENDS 🙁 it was such a nice visting!!
COMING UP NEXT: VANCOUVER, CANADIA!!!
