MY GUIDE TO FIFA WORLDS CUP 2026 HOST CITIES: NEW YORK NEW JERSEY

May 17, 2026 - By Dave

Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)

Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!

Here is the full road trip:

Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

Today my friends, I go to New York!!

Here I catch up with many of my great friends, like Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Pete Davidson, Ben Stiller, and my best buddy of all, Andy Kaufman. And me and Andy have a great day together, take a look at our adventures in New York City!!

Then we watch the times he go onto television program with american night time man, david letterman:

But after watching many hours of teleleviosn, we need to stretch our legs so we go for a drive!..

THROUGH TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEARS EVE!

CHECKING OUT A BASKETBALL MATCH!

A HOCKEY MATHC!! GO RANGERS!!

A FOOTBALL GAME!! GO JETS!!

AND THEN WE PARK AT FIRST BASE AT A BASEBALL GAME!! GO METS!! BASEBALL!!!

WHAT A DAY WITH MY BESTEST BUDDY ANDY KAUFMAN! LOVE YOU PAL!!

BEST SPORTS

SPORTS IS FUCKING GREAT IN NEW YORK CITYS:

BUT THE NUMBER 1 TEAM, and number one in United State of AMericas is…. drums roll…

#1 team: NEW YORK YANKEES

Founded: 1901 (as Baltimore Orioles; NY from 1903)

World Series appearances: 40

Championships: 27 (The most successful franchise in major American sports.) – 1923, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947,1949,1950,1951,1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2009

NEW YORK METS

Founded: 1962

World Series appearances: 5

Championships: 2 (1969, 1986)

NEW YORK GIANTS

Founded: 1925

Super Bowl appearances: 5

Championships: 8 total (4 pre-Super Bowl NFL titles + 4 Super Bowls – 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011)

NEW YORK JETS

Founded: 1960

Super Bowl appearances: 1

Championships: 1 (Super Bowl III)

NEW YORK KNICKS

Founded: 1946

NBA Finals appearances: 8

Championships: 2 (1970, 1973)

BROOKLYN NETS

Founded: 1967

NBA Finals appearances: 2

Championships: 0 NBA titles, ABA championships: 2

NEW YORK RANGERS

Founded: 1926

Stanley Cup Final appearances: 11

Championships: 4 (1928, 1933, 1940, 1994)

NEW YORK ISLANDERS

Founded: 1972

Stanley Cup Final appearances: 5

Championships: 4 (Won four straight Cups 1980–1983)

NEW JERSEY DEVILS

Founded: 1974 (Kansas City Scouts lineage)

Stanley Cup Final appearances: 5

Championships: 3 (1995, 2000, 2003)

NEW YORK RED BULLS

Founded: 1994 (as MetroStars)

MLS Cup appearances: 0

Championships: 0

NEW YORK CITY FC

Founded: 2013

MLS Cup appearances: 1

Championships: 1 (2021)

GOTHAM FC

Founded: 2006

NWSL Championships: 1 (2023)

NEW YORK LIBERTY

Founded: 1997

WNBA Finals appearances: 6

Championships: 1 (2024)

NEW YORK SIRENS

Founded: 2023

Championships: 0

BEST MUSICIANS

Jay Z. 50 cent. Beastie Boys. The National. Vampire Weekend. Simon and Garfunkel. Velvet Underground. Nas. Notorious BIG. More? probably!

BEST FOOD

Bagels with lox and cream cheese Jewish deli pastrami sandwiches, New York pizza slices from Brooklyn

BEST COMEDIANS

FUCKING everyone. Adam Sandler, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Pete Davidson, Andy Samberg, Ben Stiller, but number one is song and dance man, Andy Kaufmann, my bestest buddy!

And here I go out dancing Hopak dance with my othger good buddy Pete Davidson!!