Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
Today my friends, I go to New York!!
Here I catch up with many of my great friends, like Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Sandler, Pete Davidson, Ben Stiller, and my best buddy of all, Andy Kaufman. And me and Andy have a great day together, take a look at our adventures in New York City!!
Then we watch the times he go onto television program with american night time man, david letterman:
But after watching many hours of teleleviosn, we need to stretch our legs so we go for a drive!..
THROUGH TIMES SQUARE ON NEW YEARS EVE!
CHECKING OUT A BASKETBALL MATCH!
A HOCKEY MATHC!! GO RANGERS!!
A FOOTBALL GAME!! GO JETS!!
AND THEN WE PARK AT FIRST BASE AT A BASEBALL GAME!! GO METS!! BASEBALL!!!
WHAT A DAY WITH MY BESTEST BUDDY ANDY KAUFMAN! LOVE YOU PAL!!
BEST SPORTS
SPORTS IS FUCKING GREAT IN NEW YORK CITYS:
BUT NUMBER 1 TEAM, and number one United State of AMericas:
#1 team: NEW YORK YANKEES
Founded: 1901 (as Baltimore Orioles; NY from 1903)
World Series appearances: 40
Championships: 27 (The most successful franchise in major American sports.) – 1923, 1927, 1928, 1932, 1936, 1937, 1938, 1939, 1941, 1943, 1947,1949,1950,1951,1952, 1953, 1956, 1958, 1961, 1962, 1977, 1978, 1996, 1998, 1999, 2000, 2009
NEW YORK METS
Founded: 1962
World Series appearances: 5
Championships: 2 (1969, 1986)
NEW YORK GIANTS
Founded: 1925
Super Bowl appearances: 5
Championships: 8 total (4 pre-Super Bowl NFL titles + 4 Super Bowls – 1986, 1990, 2007, 2011)
NEW YORK JETS
Founded: 1960
Super Bowl appearances: 1
Championships: 1 (Super Bowl III)
NEW YORK KNICKS
Founded: 1946
NBA Finals appearances: 8
Championships: 2 (1970, 1973)
BROOKLYN NETS
Founded: 1967
(ABA) NBA Finals appearances: 2
Championships: 0 NBA titles ABA championships: 2
NEW YORK RANGERS
Founded: 1926
Stanley Cup Final appearances: 11
Championships: 4 (1928, 1933, 1940, 1994)
NEW YORK ISLANDERS
Founded: 1972
Stanley Cup Final appearances: 5
Championships: 4 (Won four straight Cups 1980–1983)
NEW JERSEY DEVILS
Founded: 1974 (Kansas City Scouts lineage)
Stanley Cup Final appearances: 5
Championships: 3 (1995, 2000, 2003)
NEW YORK RED BULLS
Founded: 1994 (as MetroStars)
MLS Cup appearances: 0
Championships: 0
NEW YORK CITY FC
Founded: 2013
MLS Cup appearances: 1
Championships: 1 (2021)
GOTHAM FC
Founded: 2006
NWSL Championships: 1 (2023)
NEW YORK LIBERTY
Founded: 1997
WNBA Finals appearances: 6
Championships: 1 (2024)
NEW YORK SIRENS
Founded: 2023
Championships: 0
BEST MUSICIANS:
Jay Z. 50 cent. Beastie Boys. The National. Vampire Weekend. Simon and Garfunkel. Velvet Underground. Nas. Notorious BIG. More? probably!
BEST FOOD:
Bagels with lox and cream cheese Jewish deli pastrami sandwiches, New York pizza slices from Brooklyn
BEST COMEDIANS:
FUCKING everyone. Adam Sandler, Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Pete Davidson, Andy Samberg, Ben Stiller, but number one is song and dance man, Andy Kaufmann, my bestest buddy!
And here I go out dancing Hopak dance with my othger good buddy Pete Davidson!!
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (New York New Jersey Stadium)
13 Jun: Brazil vs Morocco
16 Jun: France vs Senegal
22 Jun: Norway vs Senegal
25 Jun: Ecuador vs Germany
27 Jun: Panama vs England
30 Jun: Round of 32 — 1I vs 3CDFGH
5 Jul: Round of 16 — W76 vs W78
19 Jul: Final
OK MY FIENDS!! LET’S GET OUT OF NEW YORK … NEXT STOP: BOSTON!!!!
