This Ant Was Twice Ant Of The Year, But Does This Ant Deserve A Place In The Ant Hall Of Fame?This Ant Was Twice Ant Of The Year, But Does This Ant Deserve A Place In The Ant Hall Of Fame?
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¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood
Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country of great complexity and simultaneous simplicity in the sometimes colourful,
Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SPAIN: ¡BANG! ¡FUCKING BOOM! MOSTLY JUST FUCKING NOISE ¡BOOM! ¡BOOM! ¡FUCKING BANG! ¡CRACK! ¡POP! ¡BOOM! ¡FUCKING CUNTS!Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SPAIN: ¡BANG! ¡FUCKING BOOM! MOSTLY JUST FUCKING NOISE ¡BOOM! ¡BOOM! ¡FUCKING BANG! ¡CRACK! ¡POP! ¡BOOM! ¡FUCKING CUNTS!
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD
Local Dumbass Dog Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His BirthdayLocal Dumbass Dog Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Although his human owner and his girlfriend have been anticipating this day for a week or so now, local dumbass dog, Chunky doesn’t even realise that today is his
Fuckin’ Get Into It, Cunt #2: Before The Tajikistani Football League Kicks Off Tomorrow, You’ve Just Got To Check Out These PicturesFuckin’ Get Into It, Cunt #2: Before The Tajikistani Football League Kicks Off Tomorrow, You’ve Just Got To Check Out These Pictures
Due to the spread of Coronavirus, if you’re a sports fan you may be feeling a large soccer ball/baseball bat/basketball backboard-shaped hole in your life these days. But whow there, we
Fuckin’ Get Into It, Ya Cunt: Before Round 2 Kicks Off Tomorrow, Here Are 19 of the Greatest Moments in the History of Europe’s Only Remaining Active Football League–Belarus’ Vysheyshaya Liga–That You’ve Just Got To Know AboutFuckin’ Get Into It, Ya Cunt: Before Round 2 Kicks Off Tomorrow, Here Are 19 of the Greatest Moments in the History of Europe’s Only Remaining Active Football League–Belarus’ Vysheyshaya Liga–That You’ve Just Got To Know About
* Publisher’s note: Following publication, we have realised that Round 2 of the Belarusian Vysheyshaya Liga actually kicked off last night with FC Energetik BGU Minsk’s 1-0 victory over Rhu Brest and Torpedo
Turn That Frown Upside Down: These 8 Adorable Pictures of the 9/11 World Trade Center Terrorist Attacks Are Sure To Brighten Your DayTurn That Frown Upside Down: These 8 Adorable Pictures of the 9/11 World Trade Center Terrorist Attacks Are Sure To Brighten Your Day
In the midst of everything that’s going on right now, it can be hard to find much to smile about. But don’t worry because we’ve got you covered. Here are
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN: Coronavirus?WHERE WERE YOU WHEN: Coronavirus?
The Moon Landing, the day John Lennon died, September 11th…there are days in history that will never be forgotten; days that if you were alive to see them, you’ll always
Love Is In The Air: How Are Your Favourite Terrorist Organisations Celebrating Valentine’s Day?Love Is In The Air: How Are Your Favourite Terrorist Organisations Celebrating Valentine’s Day?
You may be taking your sweetheart to the place you met for a romantic, candlelit dinner (I know I sure am!) but what about all your favourite terrorist groups… How
Whypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley CupWhypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley Cup
The 90s were packed full of NBA greats that, had they played in any other era (and a pesky fellow by the name of Michael “The Chicago Mailman” Jordan hadn’t been around), would’ve had a
Whypothetical – What If?… Would Michael Jordan Have Been The Greatest of All Time If He Had Constantly Had a Swarm Of Bees Following Him Everywhere?Whypothetical – What If?… Would Michael Jordan Have Been The Greatest of All Time If He Had Constantly Had a Swarm Of Bees Following Him Everywhere?
When it all comes down to it, and no matter which new contenders to the throne come along (Kobe, Lebron, Kawhi etc.), Michael Jordan is still considered the greatest basketball player
Good Advice, Doc: Local Man Dave Martin Admitted Dead to Hospital, Local Barcelona Doctors Recommend: “Plenty of Bedrest, You Should Be Fine.”Good Advice, Doc: Local Man Dave Martin Admitted Dead to Hospital, Local Barcelona Doctors Recommend: “Plenty of Bedrest, You Should Be Fine.”
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, if you’ve lost all faith in modern medicine, hold up a second, because this going to make you a believer again. Local man Dave Martin was admitted to
Which “Friends” Extra Are You?Which “Friends” Extra Are You?
If you’re living, breathing and have not been incarcerated for at least the last twenty five years for a crime you may or may not have committed, then, COME ON,
Whoopsie: New Orleans Executive Vice-President David Griffin Accidentally Said The Wrong Name At The NBA Draft, Selecting Boston-area Photographer And Rowing Enthusiast Zack Williamson With The Team’s First Overall Pick Instead of Duke University’s Consensus #1 Zion WilliamsonWhoopsie: New Orleans Executive Vice-President David Griffin Accidentally Said The Wrong Name At The NBA Draft, Selecting Boston-area Photographer And Rowing Enthusiast Zack Williamson With The Team’s First Overall Pick Instead of Duke University’s Consensus #1 Zion Williamson
BROOKLYN, NY–Yikes, this is going to make you think twice before you think you’ve got someone’s name right. With the whole basketball world poised to hear New Orleans Pelicans select Duke
Howzat: The Top-5 Greatest Ever Rain Delays In the History of CricketHowzat: The Top-5 Greatest Ever Rain Delays In the History of Cricket
With the first ever competitive match being played way back in 1646, cricket is one of the world’s oldest sports. And with thousands and thousands of matches being played across
Spoiler Alert: Here Are My Ten Predictions For The Game of Thrones Finale Even Though I Haven’t Watched The Show Before And All I Know About It Is That There’s A Guy Called John Snow And Some White-Haired Woman Who People Seem To Like In ItSpoiler Alert: Here Are My Ten Predictions For The Game of Thrones Finale Even Though I Haven’t Watched The Show Before And All I Know About It Is That There’s A Guy Called John Snow And Some White-Haired Woman Who People Seem To Like In It
Wow! Can you believe it? Game of Thrones, HBO’s epic series about being angry in the snow, is coming to an end! What an incredible eight (or nine?) seasons it’s been, am