Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
WOW my fiends, only 7 days to go until world cup starts, it is the crazy!!!! CANNOT wait, and so glad i decide to tell my Serbian wife (Blargna) back in January in my village in Spain that ‘DARLING i am just going to the store to get a sack of pottatoes. i be back in 5 mins!’ and instead i fly to usa and do full road trip…
And aftter I visit eery World cups host city, and have ticket to go back to Espain, I remember Blargna and that she will be angry, and even tho my big German Shephard Viktor will keep her at bay for a while, she will be PISSED when i get home. So after this, I decide, ‘FK IT’S’ and then throw my telephone into Grand Canyon, burn my luggage in dumpster lighted by local American african american lovely men, and destroy my passport and stay in USA for whole world cup so I can, as the American peoples say, ‘PARTIES!! PARTIES!! PARTIES!!”:
But now as onoy a week to go till kicks offs in WORLD CUP, MEXICO v SOUTH AFRICA, i reliase ‘OH SHIT wait!! I see some of my best friends on my road trips (Andy Kaufman in NEW YORK, Pete Davidson, jerry seinfeld and adam sandler also in new york, Jim Carrey in Canada, and Ace Venture in Miami, Train and Green Day in San Francisco, Shawn Kemp and Modest Mouse in Seattle, Seth rogan in Vancouver, kobe bryant and guns n roses in la and chilli willies too, some mexican people in mexico, Austen Matthews and Alanais morriessette in toronto too, Dave the hammer shulz in Philly, Paul Rudd and Jason Sudeikis in Kansas Shitty, and Meatloaf in Dallas.
BUT I still not see all my friends, so i get in car and drive to Urbana Champaign or whatever in Illinois to play tennis with my best friend David Foster Wallace:
Then I drive down to North Carolina tp shoot hoops with Chris Paul:
and then I drive to Michigan to writing a rap song with Eminem and Dr Dre:
Then I drive down to San Diego californias to throw the first pitch at Petco Park in a World Series game for the Padres underlights at Petco Park:
Then I drive up to the Rocky Mountains in Colorado to playing ice hockey on a lake, frozen lake, with the 2001 Colorado Avalanche:
Then I drive to Owatonna Minnesota to singing karaoke with Adam Young from Owl City:
Then I drive to Portland Oregon to playing drums with my friends ARt Alexakis and Everclear:
Then I drive to pittsburgh to throwing a football with my friend Aaron Rodgers:
Then I drive to Shelby North Carolina to smash a few beers with Kenny Powers
Then I drive to Utah to play hungry hungry hippos with the killers in that tiny town Branodn is from and that latest album is about:
Then I drive to Alabama to play safety for the Crimons tide on college football playoff quarter final against Georgia:
Then I drive back to Miami to kicking the soccer ball with my freind Leo Messi:
Then I drive back to Houston again and playing drums with Machine Gun Kelly, and MGK is singing:
WHAT. A. TIME.
Just 7 days to go till kick off in 2026 FIFA world cup my fiends!!!
