Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
Today my friends, I go to Philly!! Home of total assholes being rude for no reason and pissed off at everything!!
BEST SPORTS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
Founded: 1933 Super Bowl appearances: 5 NFL Championships/Super Bowls won: 6 total
Super Bowls: 2017, 2022, 2024
Pre-Super Bowl NFL titles: 1948, 1949, 1960
PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES
Founded: 1883 World Series appearances: 8 World Series titles: 2
Championships: 1980, 2008
PHILADELPHIA 76ERS
Founded: 1946 (as the Syracuse Nationals; moved to Philly in 1963)
NBA Finals appearances: 9 NBA Championships: 3
Titles: 1955 (as Syracuse), 1967, 1983
PHILADELPHIA FLYERS
Founded: 1967 Stanley Cup Final appearances: 8 Stanley Cups: 2
Titles: 1974, 1975
PHILADELPHIA UNION
Founded: 2008 MLS Cup appearances: 1 (3-3 and lost on penalties to LAFC in 2022)
Championships: 0
Here is my friend, also called Dave, also nickname the hammer – Dave the Hammer Shulz
and here we go, me and my friend Dave hanging out being friends in Philly!
and we go night club dancing in nighttime dancing club!!
And then finally a late night meal together at 4am. Philly cheesesteaka dn sidgusting pork brick called Scrapple! what a night for me and my new fiend Dave the Hammer Shulz!!
ANd next day I get into a traditional local fist fight with real Philadelphia friendly local!
BEST MUSICIANS
The ROots, Boyz II Men
BEST FOOD:
Philly Cheese Steak and some disgusting pig meat brick of leftover pork scrapings called “Scrapple”
BEST COMEDIANS:
Kevin Hart, Tina Fey, here we is doing exactly what ROcky do!!
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Philadelphia Stadium)
14 Jun: Côte d’Ivoire vs Ecuador
19 Jun: Haiti vs Brazil
22 Jun: Iraq vs France
25 Jun: Curaçao vs Côte d’Ivoire
27 Jun: Croatia vs Ghana
4 Jul: Round of 16 — W74 vs W77
OK MY FIENDS!! LET’S GET THE FUCK OUT OF PHILADELPHIA YA FUCKING ASSHOLE.. NEXT STOP: NEW YORK – the place so nice they name it two times in the same way!!!!
