Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
Today my friends, I go to MIAMI!!
Miami is home to many sports and food and music, but most important this home of best pet detective, Ace Ventura!! Great job he did!! he said, Alright then!!! hahaha This movie come to Spain a couple years ago and everyone go to cinema to watch and go jajajajaja! Very funnys!!
And now we best friends!!
He let me drive his car – Here we is cruising down south beaches!
Then we switch car and we get in my car!!
And then, we hit the hottest dance clubs later and do the Macarena together (traditional Miami dance)
BEST SPORTS
MIAMI DOLPHINS
Founded: 1966
Super Bowl appearances: 5
- 1971 season — lost Super Bowl VI
- 1972 season — won Super Bowl VII
- 1973 season — won Super Bowl VIII
- 1982 season — lost Super Bowl XVII
- 1984 season — lost Super Bowl XIX
Super Bowl championships: 2
1973, 1972
MIAMI HEAT
Founded: 1988
NBA Finals appearances: 7
- 2006 — won vs Dallas Mavericks
- 2011 — lost vs Dallas Mavericks
- 2012 — won vs Oklahoma City Thunder
- 2013 — won vs San Antonio Spurs
- 2014 — lost vs San Antonio Spurs
- 2020 — lost vs Los Angeles Lakers
- 2023 — lost vs Denver Nuggets
Championships: 3
2006, 2012, 2013
MIAMI MARLINS
Founded: 1993
World Series appearances
- 1997 — won vs Cleveland Indians
- 2003 — won vs New York Yankees
Championships: 2
1997, 2003
Florida → Miami rebrand history
- 1993–2011: Florida Marlins
- 2012–present: Miami Marlins
INTER MIAMI
- Founded: 2018
MLS Cup appearances: 1
2025 — won
Major trophies
- Leagues Cup — 2023
- Supporters’ Shield — 2024
- MLS Cup — 2025
FLORIDA PANTHERS
- Founded: 1993
Stanley Cup Final appearances
- 1996 — lost vs Colorado Avalanche
- 2023 — lost vs Vegas Golden Knights
- 2024 — won vs Edmonton Oilers
- 2025 — won vs Edmonton Oilers
Championships: 2
2024, 2025
BEST MUSICIANS:
Mr Worldwide Pitbull and Marilyn Manson
BEST FOOD:
Arepas!! Look on this shit AWESOMES!!!
BEST COMEDIANS:
Will Smith? Some Latino guys that arent really funny, or i dont get them
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Miami Stadium)
Miami Stadium
15 Jun: Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 vs 🇺🇾 Uruguay
21 Jun: Uruguay 🇺🇾 vs 🇨🇻 Cabo Verde
24 Jun: Scotland 🏴 vs 🇧🇷 Brazil
27 Jun: Colombia 🇨🇴 vs 🇵🇹 Portugal
3 Jul: Round of 32 — 1J vs 2H
11 Jul: Quarter-final — W91 vs W92
18 Jul: Bronze Final
OK MY FIENDS!! NEXT STOP: HOTLANTA (AM I RIGHT?!!!!
