Category: Writing

Running Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to DieRunning Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to Die

Getting conceived as a result of your mother and father making the naked sex into each other, and then being pushed through your mum’s cervix and eventually expelled out her vagina

The Philosophy of: Anna Karenina’s Karenin on MisfortuneThe Philosophy of: Anna Karenina’s Karenin on Misfortune

It is a fortune that may befall anybody. And this misfortune has befallen me. The only is how best to endure the situation. Any shitty thing that can happen can

Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”

“JERUSALEM,” “ISRAEL”–  “President” “of” “Israel”, “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “declared” “that” “his” “country” “is” “receptive” “to” “the” “idea” “of” “peace” “between” “Israel” “and” “Palestinians”. “The” “news” “comes” “after” “Netanyahu” “and” “his” “cabinet”

Not Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To YouNot Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To You

Get ready to hear something you already know, because scientists have proved that all bad things that ever happen only happen to you. According to a new study published in American Journal

WHAT A JOKE: 6 Things Bohemian Rhapsody Got Completely Wrong About The TerminatorWHAT A JOKE: 6 Things Bohemian Rhapsody Got Completely Wrong About The Terminator

1. The Terminator was not on stage during Queen’s performance in São Paulo on 1981’s Game Tour In this scene, where Queen perform in front of 131,000 people in São Paulo, you

Sunday Sessions: Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours (and the simple pleasure of the small stuff)Sunday Sessions: Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours (and the simple pleasure of the small stuff)

This is how to have a good time. With nothing but the simple stuff. Whenever you feel flat or not like yourself, what do you do to bring yourself back?

TROUBLING: 6 Signs Your Grandma May Have Recently Become A TerroristTROUBLING: 6 Signs Your Grandma May Have Recently Become A Terrorist

1. Down the end of the table where your grandma always sits at the weekly Sunday family lunch, there’s a lot more wires, highly-combustible material and books on volatile chemistry than

SIZZLING: The Top-5 HOTTEST Ways to Stand This SummerSIZZLING: The Top-5 HOTTEST Ways to Stand This Summer

If you’re single and ready to mingle, then this summer, you’re going to need to know all the HOT-HOT-HOTTEST trends in having or maintaining an upright position, supported by one’s feet.  SMOKIN’!  

Uh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of DeathUh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of Death

In a new study conducted by University of Wisconsin-Madison, researchers have discovered evidence that a major cause of death is the act of being alive.  The study, funded in part by

The four habits to help you get through and embrace whatever happens – The philosophy of: Marcus AureliusThe four habits to help you get through and embrace whatever happens – The philosophy of: Marcus Aurelius

Our rational nature moves freely forward in its impressions when it: 1. Accepts nothing false or uncertain; 2. Directs its impulses only to acts for the common good; 3. Limits

The philosophy of: facing up to the truth and the folly (and danger) of denialThe philosophy of: facing up to the truth and the folly (and danger) of denial

Acknowledging what is true, and what is really happening in your life, and not living in denial about things in your past is the way forward. And though it may

The Philosophy of: The Shins’ Simple Song (On adversity)The Philosophy of: The Shins’ Simple Song (On adversity)

It’s not a stubborn strength that gets us through the tough times. Not showing a toughness and invisibility that allows those close to us to help us. It’s vulnerability. I

Live like a warrior – The philosophy of: MatisyahuLive like a warrior – The philosophy of: Matisyahu

No matter you might be going through, if its happening to you, it’s probably happened before. And you are capable of handling it. Adaptability is invincibility. What’s the thunder in your