• Why you do it

    Today is ‘One day…’

    Ages ago, there was this guy who went fishing everyday in what I think was a tiny village in Greece. Effortlessly he caught fish after fish. He did it for no more than 3 hours a day, catching no more than he and his family needed. The rest of the day he spent with his kids, grandkids and wife, sitting…

  • I don't get it - Why you do it

    Excuse number forty eight million and sixty three

    ‘My memory is so bad’. You might’ve heard that. Is that a legitimate reason to not remember things? Or is it an excuse? What did people do before photos? Just blank on all significant moments of their lives just days after they happened? For example,,, Person A: ‘Wasn’t our wedding wonderful?’ Person B: ‘Wait, what wedding?’ They either wrote about them,…

  • I don't get it - Why you do it

    White lies & Complaining

    How much do these two things affect who we are and the lives we live? When you get something challenging to do, instead of thinking, ‘Damn this is hard…’, is it possible to think, ‘Great! This is hard’? How much greatness has come out of doing easy things? Same thing goes when it’s raining or you miss the bus. One…

  • Why you do it - Why you read it - Why you write it

    Bad writers are pussies

    Every writer who’s afraid to be honest, holds back or tries to sound smarter or wiser than they actually are is shit. The author of Bird by Bird, Anne Lamott, has a bunch of voices in her head when she writes. One voice says, ‘Well that’s not very interesting, is it?’, another persecutes her for her crazy thoughts, another is her parents…

  • Why you do it

    If you’re not going to get shot, do it.

    This guy I know –Micky’s his name– was a Sergeant in the army. And when making a decision, let’s say in a highly-dangerous situation in combat, he says the worst thing he could have done is nothing. Go left, or go right, but don’t do nothing. If you go left, or right, whichever way you pick, it could turn out…

  • I don't get it - Why you do it

    Murdering Murphy’s Law

    I’ve written before about what a load of goatshit Murphy’s Law is. As a theory it’s about as accurate as ‘A watched toaster never pops’ or ‘Don’t look a dragon fly in the eyes or it’ll spit fire at you’ (my brother told me that one when I was about 8). Whenever something happens and a person says ‘Murphy’s Law…’,…

  • Why you do it

    When it rains, it just rains

    When you work in a bar and it gets quiet, they send some bartenders home. ‘We don’t need you – knock off.’ So then what happens? It gets busy of course. And inevitably one of the remaining bartenders remarks, ‘Isn’t that always what happens… Whenever they send people home, it gets busy. Murphy’s Law…’ That rationale is exactly like saying that every…