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My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Red Dragon Flag Team (Group A) Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anythingMy (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Red Dragon Flag Team (Group A) Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything

June 5, 2021| Dave|

***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EURO 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from

My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: White Team (Group F) Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anythingMy (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: White Team (Group F) Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything

June 4, 2021| Dave|

***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S EXPLICIT WRITTEN PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons

My UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Blue Team (Group F) (UNAUTHORIZED AND ALSO MY INTERNET IS BROKEN SO I CAN’T RESEARCH THIS AND THIS IS ALL FROM MEMORY)My UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Blue Team (Group F) (UNAUTHORIZED AND ALSO MY INTERNET IS BROKEN SO I CAN’T RESEARCH THIS AND THIS IS ALL FROM MEMORY)

June 4, 2021| Dave|

***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will

My Team-by-Team UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview (UNAUTHORIZED): Red team (Group F)My Team-by-Team UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview (UNAUTHORIZED): Red team (Group F)

June 3, 2021| Dave|

***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will

What’s Your Take? How Many Rings Would Karl Malone Have Won If He And Michael Jordan Had Played on the Same NHL Team?What’s Your Take? How Many Rings Would Karl Malone Have Won If He And Michael Jordan Had Played on the Same NHL Team?

May 28, 2021 | Dave

It’s Russia Week: Here Are Pics of the Russian Premier League Because You Know, Why Not? It’s a Free Country So Yeah, Text It, K? Bye!It’s Russia Week: Here Are Pics of the Russian Premier League Because You Know, Why Not? It’s a Free Country So Yeah, Text It, K? Bye!

May 19, 2021| Dave|

With only days remaining to the release of the next Adventure Ahoy, You’re In Moscow. Can you Have a Nice Time?, let’s take a look back at my site’s past posts that contain the

UEFA Strips Bilbao of Euro 2020 Hosting Rights After Local Organizers Unable to Guarantee a Minimum of 1 Local Person Caring About TournamentUEFA Strips Bilbao of Euro 2020 Hosting Rights After Local Organizers Unable to Guarantee a Minimum of 1 Local Person Caring About Tournament

April 24, 2021| Dave|

BASEL, SWITZERLAND–After over 5 years’ preparation, Bilbao, in Spain’s Norther Basque region, has been removed as one of the co-hosts of this summer’s delayed Euro 2020. UEFA’s executive committee came

Equality FTW! Nike Launches ‘DISRESPECT’ Ad Campaign with Megan Rapinoe, Calling For Equal Treatment of Men and Women FootballersEquality FTW! Nike Launches ‘DISRESPECT’ Ad Campaign with Megan Rapinoe, Calling For Equal Treatment of Men and Women Footballers

April 21, 2021| Dave|

It’s about time! Finally women in sport are getting their dues and Nike has just proved it. The international sports giant has just released an ad campaign with US Womens

Quiz: Pick Your Favourite Athlete in the History of Discus Throw to Reveal if You are in a Child Marriage!Quiz: Pick Your Favourite Athlete in the History of Discus Throw to Reveal if You are in a Child Marriage!

April 14, 2021| Dave|

This Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The PitchThis Weekend’s 4 Best World Cup European Qualifying Matches, Ranked By How Annoying It Would Be If They Had To Be Abandoned Mid-Game Because A Horrifying Mob of Pyscho Crazy Cunt Chacma Baboons Suddenly Stormed The Pitch

March 27, 2021| Dave|

It’s just over 14,442 hours until kick off at the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022, and this week has seen the beginning of the road for all 55 European nations hoping to

Fucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of it and other stuff in Russia too cos yeah girl, get it, you know? Whatever lol HeyyoooFucking Get Into It, Ya Cunt: OK yeah, so here we go… the Russian Premier football league’s back this weekend so here’s some pics of it and other stuff in Russia too cos yeah girl, get it, you know? Whatever lol Heyyooo

February 27, 2021| Dave|

Fuckin’ Get Into It, Cunt #2: Before The Tajikistani Football League Kicks Off Tomorrow, You’ve Just Got To Check Out These PicturesFuckin’ Get Into It, Cunt #2: Before The Tajikistani Football League Kicks Off Tomorrow, You’ve Just Got To Check Out These Pictures

April 4, 2020| Dave|

Due to the spread of Coronavirus, if you’re a sports fan you may be feeling a large soccer ball/baseball bat/basketball backboard-shaped hole in your life these days. But whow there, we

Fuckin’ Get Into It, Ya Cunt: Before Round 2 Kicks Off Tomorrow, Here Are 19 of the Greatest Moments in the History of Europe’s Only Remaining Active Football League–Belarus’ Vysheyshaya Liga–That You’ve Just Got To Know AboutFuckin’ Get Into It, Ya Cunt: Before Round 2 Kicks Off Tomorrow, Here Are 19 of the Greatest Moments in the History of Europe’s Only Remaining Active Football League–Belarus’ Vysheyshaya Liga–That You’ve Just Got To Know About

March 28, 2020| Dave|

* Publisher’s note: Following publication, we have realised that Round 2 of the Belarusian Vysheyshaya Liga actually kicked off last night with FC Energetik BGU Minsk’s 1-0 victory over Rhu Brest and Torpedo

Good Thinking: Group of Sports Fans Leave Arena at 6-Second Mark of 100m Sprint to Beat The TrafficGood Thinking: Group of Sports Fans Leave Arena at 6-Second Mark of 100m Sprint to Beat The Traffic

November 21, 2019 | Dave

Whypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley CupWhypothetical: What If? The Greatest 90’s NBA Stars To Never Win a Stanley Cup

October 20, 2019 | Dave

The 90s were packed full of NBA greats that, had they played in any other era (and a pesky fellow by the name of Michael “The Chicago Mailman” Jordan hadn’t been around), would’ve had a

Whoopsie: New Orleans Executive Vice-President David Griffin Accidentally Said The Wrong Name At The NBA Draft, Selecting Boston-area Photographer And Rowing Enthusiast Zack Williamson With The Team’s First Overall Pick Instead of Duke University’s Consensus #1 Zion WilliamsonWhoopsie: New Orleans Executive Vice-President David Griffin Accidentally Said The Wrong Name At The NBA Draft, Selecting Boston-area Photographer And Rowing Enthusiast Zack Williamson With The Team’s First Overall Pick Instead of Duke University’s Consensus #1 Zion Williamson

June 20, 2019| Dave|

BROOKLYN, NY–Yikes, this is going to make you think twice before you think you’ve got someone’s name right. With the whole basketball world poised to hear New Orleans Pelicans select Duke

Howzat: The Top-5 Greatest Ever Rain Delays In the History of CricketHowzat: The Top-5 Greatest Ever Rain Delays In the History of Cricket

June 17, 2019| Dave|

With the first ever competitive match being played way back in 1646, cricket is one of the world’s oldest sports. And with thousands and thousands of matches being played across

Go Barça Go, or Whatever: Local Spanish Man Definitely Not Hoping Barcelona Smash Liverpool Tonight But Then Lose On Aggregate So He’s Not Forced To Decide Between Forking Over A Fucking Shit Ton For A Champions League Final Ticket Or Missing Out On Being ThereGo Barça Go, or Whatever: Local Spanish Man Definitely Not Hoping Barcelona Smash Liverpool Tonight But Then Lose On Aggregate So He’s Not Forced To Decide Between Forking Over A Fucking Shit Ton For A Champions League Final Ticket Or Missing Out On Being There

May 1, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Much like the quarter finals, local Spanish man, Dave Martin is definitely not hoping at all that Barcelona absolutely rend Liverpool at the Camp Nou tonight, preferably 3 or

Barcelona Football Club Can Have A Big Shiny Silver Thing Given To Them For Free Tonight Because They Have A Higher Number Of A Particular Statistic Due To Putting A Sports Ball Into A Netted Area More Than All Other Similar Sports Teams Over The Last 9-Month Period And This Will Make A Lot Of People Clap And Yell At Them Because They Like ItBarcelona Football Club Can Have A Big Shiny Silver Thing Given To Them For Free Tonight Because They Have A Higher Number Of A Particular Statistic Due To Putting A Sports Ball Into A Netted Area More Than All Other Similar Sports Teams Over The Last 9-Month Period And This Will Make A Lot Of People Clap And Yell At Them Because They Like It

April 28, 2019| Dave|

BARCELONA, SPAIN–By driving an inflated object into a netted area with their legs and heads more times than Levante at the Camp Nou tonight, FC Barcelona can have a shiny

WHO’S THE GOAT? – The Debate is Finally Settled: Me Vs. Michael JordanWHO’S THE GOAT? – The Debate is Finally Settled: Me Vs. Michael Jordan

April 20, 2019 | Dave

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Oooh. 6 NBA Championships… 6 NBA Finals MVPs… 5 Regular Season MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. How many times has MJ bought a 45g jar of unground black peppercorns only