Just when you thought the images on your screen were as life like and as fucking massive as possible, the iPhone XS Max has made them even more necessarily fucking massiver:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVe__Py2GuU
Every time you take a selfie, or a photo of your cat doing something funny, or a photo with your friends, don’t you always think ‘Man, why can’t my face, my cat, or all my friends in this picture look so much more fucking massive?’
The new iPhone’s camera features not only can do that, but makes those snaps you take seem as lifelike as possible, by the intuitive method of making them seem much much bigger and much more fucking massive than they need to be.
Wow. Yeah but how does the new iPhone XS Max do that?
Good question. One of the features of the state-of-the-art phone is its 7-megapixel revolutionary camera, which enables the user to take photos of ants which appear on screen as fucking massive as fucking massive dinosaurs… or if you film a video of your grandma taking a stroll over the bridge at the local pond, it looks like fucking massive Godzilla trampling the terrified, flailing citizens of Tokyo… or if you get a shot of a sunset, it appears as if you are standing and staring directly at the fucking massive flaming 1.392 million km-sized ball of flames we call ‘the sun’ with your eyeballs from a distance of only about half a metre away.
Check it out! I gave it a go… Here’s a photo of me and my family at sunset on a recent trip to Bondi Beach (taken using the new iPhone XS Max):
