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¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood

Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country … More

Local Dumbass Dog Doesn’t Even Realise It’s His Birthday

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Although his human owner and his girlfriend have been anticipating this day for a week or so now, local … More

Fuckin’ Get Into It, Cunt #2: Before The Tajikistani Football League Kicks Off Tomorrow, You’ve Just Got To Check Out These Pictures

Due to the spread of Coronavirus, if you’re a sports fan you may be feeling a large soccer ball/baseball bat/basketball … More

Fuckin’ Get Into It, Ya Cunt: Before Round 2 Kicks Off Tomorrow, Here Are 19 of the Greatest Moments in the History of Europe’s Only Remaining Active Football League–Belarus’ Vysheyshaya Liga–That You’ve Just Got To Know About

* Publisher’s note: Following publication, we have realised that Round 2 of the Belarusian Vysheyshaya Liga actually kicked off last night with FC … More

Turn That Frown Upside Down: These 8 Adorable Pictures of the 9/11 World Trade Center Terrorist Attacks Are Sure To Brighten Your Day

In the midst of everything that’s going on right now, it can be hard to find much to smile about. … More

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN: Coronavirus?

The Moon Landing, the day John Lennon died, September 11th…there are days in history that will never be forgotten; days … More

Love Is In The Air: How Are Your Favourite Terrorist Organisations Celebrating Valentine’s Day?

You may be taking your sweetheart to the place you met for a romantic, candlelit dinner (I know I sure … More

Palestinian Terrorist On Way To Complete Car Ramming, Drive-by Shooting And Then Being Shot Dead By Police In Tel Aviv Having Second Thoughts, Panic Attack Because Of How United Nations Committee for Elimination of Racial Discrimination (CERD) May Posthumously Judge Him

This Ant Was Twice Ant Of The Year, But Does This Ant Deserve A Place In The Ant Hall Of Fame?

Good Thinking: Group of Sports Fans Leave Arena at 6-Second Mark of 100m Sprint to Beat The Traffic

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