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Category: Internet Explosion!!

WOW, FINALLY: US Supreme Court To Permanently Replace All Human Jurors with Dogs and Children

WASHINGTON, D.C.– Finally! This is something we’ve wanted for ages! Succumbing to public pressure and commonly-held beliefs that dogs and … More

Tom Brady vs. Me – The Debate Is Settled

Oooh, 6 Superbowls, 4 Superbowl MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. It took travelling over 400 kilometres in Spain, to 3 cities … More

Hotness Alert: Here’s Our Top-5 Sexiest Administrational Forms Right Now

Aaaah, forms… History’s nasty blank page of various quantities of ink and spaces with nothing in them. Forms are the … More

¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Wine]: Aldi’s €0.99 ‘Bonus’ Box Wine

Ahhhh Spain, land of vibrant culture, rich tastes and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity … More

Dogs FTW: Local Spanish Dog Successfully Recreates Every Human Battle Over Territory Ever By Almost Murdering Another Dog Over A Small Rock, Therefore Proving Dogs Are Indeed As Smart As Humans

CUNIT, SPAIN–Proving once and for all that dogs are indeed as intelligent as humans, local Spanish dog Chunky instigated a … More

What The Fuck, Spain: So, Turns Out Everything Does Not Go Smoothly When You Move To A New Country Where You Don’t Speak The Language And Have No Idea How Things Work There

MY SAY     By Dave Martin   CATALUNYA, SPAIN: Seriously Spain, what the fuck. Everyone knows that moving to … More

Recently Relocated Local Man In Spain Can Still Do The English Okay

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Despite concerns that having to learn not one, but two new languages would lead to a deterioration of his … More

What’s The Difference? – Travel Me Timbers: Sunshine Coast, Australia Vs Catalunya, Spain

Thinking of moving country? Or even just time for a holiday? Well, if you’re thinking about the differences between where … More

I Am Chris Martin of Coldplay, Type Anything At Me!

Hey Why You Do It, I’m Chris Martin. I’m a musician and this is the first time I’ve done this… So, go … More

‘Fuck Off. My life Is Hard, You Don’t Even Know’ Reports Middle-Class, Fluent English-Speaking, White Male With First World Country Citizenship

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