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Dave Martin

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Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | CHILE: If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and cut yourself mid-game with a razorblade you hid in your socks (or accuse the opposition of fielding an ineligible player)

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | URUGUAY: Two-time pricks

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | PARAGUAY: Always in the mix JOSÉ LUIS CHILAVERT

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BOLIVIA: Here’s a tip: Thanking your host by spelling it out on your shirts as a team doesn’t work

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | COLOMBIA: Lethal in defence

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | VENEZUELA: Stuck doing stupid soccer because it got cut from the baseball team

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ARGENTINA: Birthplace of two of the world’s soccer players

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BRAZIL: Sixteen-Time World Cup Losers

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | PERU: It’s all my fault, everything’s my fault, I’m such an idiot god I’m an idiot WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT (by Christian Cueva)

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ECUADOR: Neither here, nor there

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

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