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I am Dan Reynolds of Imagine Dragons, Type Anything At Me!
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My Say: Oh Man, I Just Knew Today Was Going To Be Shitty As Soon As I Went Downstairs To The Basement First Thing This Morning And Found My Dad Sitting Ominously On A Couch Next To A Bloody, Lifeless Mountain Gorilla He Had Presumably Just Murdered (by Edwin Murray)
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Confirmed: Study Finds You Only Weird Person In World
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Do You Have What It Takes To Be In A Mediocre, Mundane and Unsatisfying Relationship That Drags On For Five Years Too Long Because You’re Terrified Of Being Alone? Take The Quiz And Find Out!
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