Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Since its founding fifteen years ago, Catalonian separatist historical revisionist foundation New History Institute (INH) has not pulled any punches in its attempts to challenge some of history’s most well-established facts. Among many of its claims, it asserts that not only were Miguel De Cervantes and William Shakespeare the same person, but that most notably, he was Catalan. Additionally, they posit that Leonardo da Vinci was…
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Despite concerns that having to learn not one, but two new languages would lead to a deterioration of his native English communicative skills, local man Dave Martin says he can still do the English okay. And not only can he still do English okay, but according to Martin himself, he can also “say, wrote and listen it okay too”. Speaking…
This guy probably got told ‘You won’t be able to do it’ or heard people say ‘No way. It’s impossible’: Pretty much anything is possible. Well, if you jump off the top of your roof shouting “I CAN FLY I CAN FLY’, that’s one of the things that isn’t, but for most other things (especially anything you only need your brain…
Take #3. Yesterday, homeboy Esteban from Colombia ripped apart and patched back up my first-ever attempt at writing Spanish. And I did pay attention, but I still went ahead and just made the same mistakes or even dumber ones (‘Esta es mi primer tiempo bez…’? The fuck is that?) Anyway, today, another one of my Spanish-speaking students tore apart my even…
Today, one of my Spanish-speaking students tore apart my first ever attempt at writing in Spanish yesterday. Thanks to homeboy Esteban from Colombia, this is the much-improved and non-demented version of it: Esta es mi primer tiempo bez escribendo en español, después de e 9 diás aprendiendo de el idioma (más or menás). Es muy importante preguntarte siempre ¿Por qué lo…
Está mi prima tiempo escrito en español, después 9 diás aprendi de esta lingua (más or menás). Es muí importante pregunta ti siempre ¿Por qué lo haces? Y ¿Por qué yo lo inicio aprender de lingué español? Porque aprender algo nuevo y para inicio un nuevo reto. ¿Vale? Vale. Y lo siento por mi español de puta madre.