Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When you’re pregnant, sometimes it feels as if everyone’s got an opinion on it. And although an expectant mother’s impending newborn is as much hers as it is the father’s or yours or even any marsh mosquito’s that exists or has ever existed on Earth for that matter due to every living being’s evolution of genetic lineage from the same original single cell…
Having fled Sodom less than 8.2 seconds before God smoked that wicked, rancid shithole to the ground, Lot, his two daughters and his wife legged it across the desert like a cadre of fast, emotionally unstable people towards Comic Con on opening day. But unable to resist, Lot’s wife couldn’t help her dumb ass and just had to turn around and…
Everyone knows that waiting to testify in your mum’s manslaughter trial is a stressful time, so are you able to take a meteorologist’s mind off his mum’s heinous crime with idle small talk about the weather?
Small Talk is a great way to lead into a more meaningful interaction with a stranger. And it’s pretty much always a good time to start a casual chat with a new friend at any time or place, but there are still some occasions when initiating a chinwag about the weather, how bad traffic is getting or how the price of petrol…
How indifferent are you to spending Christmas with your family? Take the quiz and find out! Question 1) The thought of buying presents for family members you know next-to-nothing about: a) fills you with anxiety. (1 point) b) floods you with dread. (2 points) c) drenches you with terror. (3 points) d) saturates you with violent, biblical rage (4…
MEXICO, ITALY, CHINA–Contrary to previously held beliefs, Chinese, Mexican and Italian Food is just referred to as “food” in each of their respective countries. In a report released today out of Mexico, China and Italy, it has been confirmed by each country that when people make dinner at home or go out to eat in those countries, they refer to…
