Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, featured on the cover of their 1991 album Nevermind. Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself is alleging the band, along with their producers and record label, violated several child pornography laws with the use of his…
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** With the Qlamqtar World Cup 2022 only about 14 periods…
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Several people at Kabul International airport yesterday were seen not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing guidelines while they attempted to board their flight. The travellers were spotted on the tarmac and had no obvious reason for not following COVID-19 protocols. SMH, so selfish. Several fellow travellers at the airport immediately noticed the people in question blatantly shirking public health recommendations…
***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** Three weeks ago, just prior to the commencement of Tokyo 2020, I made a prediction…
***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** *If you’d like to know what the gloglympics are actually all about (or just need…
Dave “Internet guy” here again! Hey, do you have your own blogsite? And do you like avoiding unhinged emotional meltdowns? Well, have I got a tip for you! Today’s Internet computer tip for next time you’re “on line”: Don’t fuck around in your website admin and change your primary domain to a domain that’s not yours (e.g. davemartin.in) just to ‘see…
***I DON’T HAVE THE IOC’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY TOKYO 2020 OLYMPIC COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS GLOGLYMPICS*** If you’re a bit in the dark about what gloglympics is, just check out the…
Does the sound of firecrackers going off in the neighbourhood do your fucking head in? And mainly because they make your dog totally freak the fuck out and have traumatised him to the point that you worry that someday one of the cunts is going to give him a heart attack? Well, if you’re like me and the answer is…