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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Euro 2020! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Boring Ass Red Team (Group A) and Other Boring Ass Red Team (Group B) ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

    June 6, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EURO 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 6 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams.…

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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Euro 2020! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Red Dragon Flag Team (Group A) ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

    June 5, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EURO 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 6 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the competing teams.…

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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Euro 2020! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My (UNAUTHORIZED) UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: White Team (Group F) ***Please also note: My internet is broken so this is all from memory, I can’t look up or verify anything***

    June 4, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE UEFA’S EXPLICIT WRITTEN PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 7 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the…

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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Euro 2020! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview: Blue Team (Group F) ***(UNAUTHORIZED AND ALSO MY INTERNET IS BROKEN SO I CAN’T RESEARCH THIS AND THIS IS ALL FROM MEMORY)***

    June 4, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 8 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put a spotlight on all the contenders.…

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  • EURLO 2020 ALERT! - Soccer! - Sports!

    My Team-by-Team UEFA Eurlo 2020 Preview ***(UNAUTHORIZED)**: Red team (Group F)

    June 3, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE OFFICIAL PERMISSION TO USE, TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANY NAMES, IMAGES OR VIDEOS PUBLISHED IN MY EUROPEAN CHAMPIONSHIP 2020 PREVIEW*** Euro 2020 (which for copyright reasons will from here on in be referred to as Eurlo 2020) is just 8 days away, so let’s take a walk down reverse memory lane and put spotlight on all the contenders. Who…

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  • Animal Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - Share!

    This Squid In Outer Space – Share If You Support This Cause

    June 2, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Slider Alert!!

    These European Beaches Are Lame, Gross and Broken! Will Using the Sliders Fix Them?

    June 1, 2021 - By Dave

    It’s Summer time in Europe, so you know what that means…. Shitty beaches, packed with a fuckton of people with not one Goddam wave or live sea creature in site. Amazeballs! Europe’s beaches are broken, but I’m out of ideas. It’s hail Mary time… Try using these sliders in a last ditch effort to fix them! Have a look at this…

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  • Baby Alert! - Internet Explosion!! - Share!

    Share If You Agree!

    May 31, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Slider Alert!!

    It’s Paul’s Birthday! Please Don’t Use These Sliders To Ruin It For Him.

    May 30, 2021 - By Dave

    Guess what?! That’s right, it’s that time of year again! Paul’s Birthday! Crazy. Only 38 years ago, he exploded out of a vaginal cavity and onto the planet we call home! You may already be aware that birth is the act that results in you living your life outside the body of someone else and no longer inside it, but if you…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Share! - Tech Alert!

    What The F?!

    May 29, 2021 - By Dave

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