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Area Man Eliminated from Life After 110-77 Blowout Loss to Pancreatic CancerArea Man Eliminated from Life After 110-77 Blowout Loss to Pancreatic Cancer

CHULA VISTA, CA–Area Man, Tarek Shearer, 41, has suffered a disappointing loss in the middle stages of his life, losing 110-77 to Pancreatic Cancer. The disease’s comprehensive victory was lead by 33

Running Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to DieRunning Out The Clock: 11 Things to Do While You Wait to Die

Getting conceived as a result of your mother and father making the naked sex into each other, and then being pushed through your mum’s cervix and eventually expelled out her vagina

The Philosophy of: Anna Karenina’s Karenin on MisfortuneThe Philosophy of: Anna Karenina’s Karenin on Misfortune

It is a fortune that may befall anybody. And this misfortune has befallen me. The only is how best to endure the situation. Any shitty thing that can happen can

Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”Heartwarming: “Israel” “President” “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “Says” “His” “Country” “Wants” “Peace” “Between” “His” “People” “And” “Palestine” “But” “Don’t” “Try” “Us”

“JERUSALEM,” “ISRAEL”–  “President” “of” “Israel”, “Benjamin” “Netanyahu” “declared” “that” “his” “country” “is” “receptive” “to” “the” “idea” “of” “peace” “between” “Israel” “and” “Palestinians”. “The” “news” “comes” “after” “Netanyahu” “and” “his” “cabinet”

Not Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To YouNot Surprising: Study Confirms Everything Bad Only Happens To You

Get ready to hear something you already know, because scientists have proved that all bad things that ever happen only happen to you. According to a new study published in American Journal

WHAT A JOKE: 6 Things Bohemian Rhapsody Got Completely Wrong About The TerminatorWHAT A JOKE: 6 Things Bohemian Rhapsody Got Completely Wrong About The Terminator

1. The Terminator was not on stage during Queen’s performance in São Paulo on 1981’s Game Tour In this scene, where Queen perform in front of 131,000 people in São Paulo, you

Sunday Sessions: Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours (and the simple pleasure of the small stuff)Sunday Sessions: Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours (and the simple pleasure of the small stuff)

This is how to have a good time. With nothing but the simple stuff. Whenever you feel flat or not like yourself, what do you do to bring yourself back?

TROUBLING: 6 Signs Your Grandma May Have Recently Become A TerroristTROUBLING: 6 Signs Your Grandma May Have Recently Become A Terrorist

1. Down the end of the table where your grandma always sits at the weekly Sunday family lunch, there’s a lot more wires, highly-combustible material and books on volatile chemistry than

BUSTED: The 5 Telltale Signs That Your Partner Is Currently Having Sex With YouBUSTED: The 5 Telltale Signs That Your Partner Is Currently Having Sex With You

Relationships are hard work, and sometimes you need to be equal part Don Juan, equal part Aphrodite, equal part Robert Downey Jr. in that period of his career from 1995-1999 and

SIZZLING: The Top-5 HOTTEST Ways to Stand This SummerSIZZLING: The Top-5 HOTTEST Ways to Stand This Summer

If you’re single and ready to mingle, then this summer, you’re going to need to know all the HOT-HOT-HOTTEST trends in having or maintaining an upright position, supported by one’s feet.  SMOKIN’!  

Uh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of DeathUh-Oh: Is Being Alive Killing You? – New Study Links Life, Living, Being Alive to Increased Risk of Death

In a new study conducted by University of Wisconsin-Madison, researchers have discovered evidence that a major cause of death is the act of being alive.  The study, funded in part by

The four habits to help you get through and embrace whatever happens – The philosophy of: Marcus AureliusThe four habits to help you get through and embrace whatever happens – The philosophy of: Marcus Aurelius

Our rational nature moves freely forward in its impressions when it: 1. Accepts nothing false or uncertain; 2. Directs its impulses only to acts for the common good; 3. Limits