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Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying is Back! And to kick things off it’s Central African Republic vs Cape Verde! Who will win? Who is more racist? Who has had more bloodshed in their civil wars? Who will get the points?

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The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, in the next installment I take a look at the resumption of African zone world cup qualifying. Qualifying for Qlamqtar 2022 in Round 2 commences today, and to kick things it’s Central African v Cape Verde hoping to demolish each other in the opening match of CAF Qualifying Round 2

Central African Republic v Cape Verde

 

Prediction: Central African Republic’s desperation, racism and hunger may be enough to just get them a draw but thanks to Cape Verde’s position almost 50 places above in the FIFA rankings (since 10 spots are equal to a 0.25 goal advantage while hunger x racism only totals a 0.5 goal advantage), it should be enough to get them over the line.

My tip: Central African Republic 1-2 Cape Verde