Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is like a c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!!
Yesterday here in Spain elecetricity go boom boom bang bang bing bong booom boom and disappear from everyone and everything and everywhere. and lights go CLONK. and what happen you ask my friends in my email inbox?? Well everyone go koo koo kah kah after trains go bing bang and good night and traffic lights KAPOWS and bankcard system go CLAHTZK@ metro also go CLAHNK!! So people go crazy loco insanity and have to sleep in train station and get 800 euros taxis from Barcelonas to Madrids.
Is this normal you ask, my Youtubes firneds? no, it is how they say in English, is FUCKED UP. and what is show me and my brain via my eyeball zone is that I am not prepare for this “bad boy” at all. It scare me and make my brain think UH OH, what if this last longer?!? like COVID but fucked up in different way.
So what can be done you ask, my friends on my Myspace page?? Well we can make preparations!! The best thing to do fight your anxiety and fears is to be proactive and focus on whats you CAN do. ok, so lets! here is what you need to survive next electircal blackoff when happens in your country, like mine (which is like third world country very often):
- Electrical grid: if you have full electrical grid the size of small city, keep this handy!
- Beers: Many beers will help you forget your problem and that you dont have food
- Food: After the beers, get food
- Spare television: If blackoff you will want to watch many hours of game shows like new exciting show The Floor (In Poland this show called The Ground because in Poland there is no floor, only ground, with stones and dirt on it) and other game shows like Floor Is Lava (in poland this game show is called ‘Floor is Garbage’. Same show, really, just pretend Floor is downtown Katowice hahahah Burn on you Katowice!!)
- Basketball
- Basketball Hoops
- Full size Basketball Court
- Cash: 800,000 Polish zloty will be okay (=$13USD)
- Telescope: With this you can look at the moon and wish to live there
- 1 spare waterbed
- 3 litres of strong Polish vinegar (you can drink this when thirsty)
- 1 full net of Norwegian salmon (this is roughly 7000kg): SHould be enough food for you family for a few days. Throw old salmon and parts you dont like out window
- One CB radio
- One Radio that receievs updates of news and also picks up “Maciek’s and Przemek’s Nightly haha COmedy hour live from Warsaw”. HILARIOUS!!!
- One blowtorch (for light)
- Flamethrower for extra light
- Small portable commercial oven that can cook 12 pizzas at once
And I think, THIS WILL DO YOU, MY FIENDS!!!
So if you are going through electircail black off because stuypdi kids throw stones at power station on corner (like we did when kids in Bialogaerd in early 90s hahah HILARIOUS when we do!! hahah but when kids do now, FUCKING Annoying stupid kids!) or if tractor plow into local post office which also supply center, or if you live in Gaza and missile fall and go Bang becuase you are terrorist, not you worry my fiends, use my tips above amd you will not have the problems at all next time is electrical Black off!!! Now you can Relaxing!!
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