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  • ¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! - The World Cup - USA-MEXICO-CANADA 2026 - World Cup 2026 - World Cup Alert!!

    Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

    January 22, 2026 - By Dave

    Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - It's Official!! - News alert!!

    IT’S OFFICIAL!!! – Apple releases the new iPhone XS Max – ‘Everything you love just got necessarily fucking massive.’

    September 30, 2018 - By Dave

    Just when you thought the images on your screen were as life like and as fucking massive as possible, the iPhone XS Max has made them even more necessarily fucking massiver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVe__Py2GuU Every time you take a selfie, or a photo of your cat doing something funny, or a photo with your friends, don’t you always think ‘Man, why can’t…

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  • It's Official!! - News alert!! - On Life

    NEWS ALERT: IT’S OFFICIAL!! – I don’t have Facebook or anything but I wanted to let everybody who reads this know that I CONTINUE TO BE ALIVE! Now do the same for everyone you know too, every few hours!!

    September 18, 2018 - By Dave

    I will repost this several times a day, for as long as that continues to be the case! You should post it the same amount too! Okay, bye for now friends! Sidenote: I actually am reading Anna Karenina at the moment too. I that doesn’t call for a hot dog, I don’t know what does.

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  • Internet Explosion!! - It's Official!! - News alert!!

    IT’S OFFICIAL: There’s Officially Nowhere on Planet Earth Left Where You Can Walk Outdoors. The Only Area Left on Earth Available for You to Walk In? A 2m x 2m Patch In Your Living Room.

    September 16, 2018 - By Dave

    Planet Earth has officially run out of any public space bigger than 2m x 2m where you can actually walk. But luckily, this device, which scientists are at the moment referring to as a ‘treadmill’, will solve that problem. Despite planet Earth no longer having a single outdoor area where you can take even two steps forwards or backwards, free…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - It's Official!! - News alert!! - On News

    NEWS ALERT: IT’S OFFICIAL!! – Peace confirmed in Middle East after Pope Francis ‘calls’ for it. Moments later, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Sunnis, Shiites across region living in perfect harmony, singing, dancing, marrying each other.

    December 30, 2017 - By Dave

    On Christmas Day, Pope Francis made the customary annual address from the Vatican. In it, he said ‘the winds of war’ are blowing stronger than ever and he called for an end to the fighting and for a two-state solution in Israel to bring peace to the region (War, being an invention of this generation, of course never existed until…

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