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22 Things You Should Never Say To A Pregnant Woman

When you’re pregnant, sometimes it feels as if everyone’s got an opinion on it. And although an expectant mother’s impending newborn … More

Instead Of Turning Her Into A Pillar Of Salt, How Else Had God Considered Punishing Lot’s Wife For Looking Back At Sodom?

Having fled Sodom less than 8.2 seconds before God smoked that wicked, rancid shithole to the ground, Lot, his two … More

Whypothetical: Can You Distract A Meteorologist With Idle Small Talk About The Weather While He Waits To Testify In His Mother’s Manslaughter Trial?

Everyone knows that waiting to testify in your mum’s manslaughter trial is a stressful time, so are you able to … More

Whypothetical: Is It Worth Sticking A Rifle In Your Mouth And Blowing Your Face Off In A Failed Suicide Attempt So That When You Come To, You Can Drop The ‘You Should’ve Seen The Other Guy’ Gag And Get A Gigantic Laugh From Everyone In The Emergency Ward?

You Can Do It: ‘Do That Thing I’ve Been Meaning To In 2020’ Tops List Of Most Popular New Year’s Resolutions for 2019

6 Times When Small Talk Is Not Appropriate

Small Talk is a great way to lead into a more meaningful interaction with a stranger. And it’s pretty much always … More

How Indifferent Are You To Christmas With Your Family? Take The Quiz!

How indifferent are you to spending Christmas with your family? Take the quiz and find out!   Question 1) The … More

Report: Mexican, Italian, Chinese Food Referred To As Just ‘Food’ In Respective Countries

MEXICO, ITALY, CHINA–Contrary to previously held beliefs, Chinese, Mexican and Italian Food is just referred to as “food” in each … More

Man At Beach Bored Of Ocean Tide Going In, Out, In, Out and Just Doing ‘Same God Damn Thing, Over And Over, It’s Been Doing Since Fucking Forever’

Local Girlfriend Who Doesn’t Understand Herself Angry At Partner For Not Understanding Her

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