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Dave Martin

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Category: It’s Official!!

IT’S OFFICIAL!!! – Apple releases the new iPhone XS Max – ‘Everything you love just got necessarily fucking massive.’

Just when you thought the images on your screen were as life like and as fucking massive as possible, the … More

NEWS ALERT: IT’S OFFICIAL!! – I don’t have Facebook or anything but I wanted to let everybody who reads this know that I CONTINUE TO BE ALIVE! Now do the same for everyone you know too, every few hours!!

I will repost this several times a day, for as long as that continues to be the case! You should … More

IT’S OFFICIAL: There’s Officially Nowhere on Planet Earth Left Where You Can Walk Outdoors. The Only Area Left on Earth Available for You to Walk In? A 2m x 2m Patch In Your Living Room.

Planet Earth has officially run out of any public space bigger than 2m x 2m where you can actually walk. … More

NEWS ALERT: IT’S OFFICIAL!! – Peace confirmed in Middle East after Pope Francis ‘calls’ for it. Moments later, Jews, Muslims, Christians, Sunnis, Shiites across region living in perfect harmony, singing, dancing, marrying each other.

On Christmas Day, Pope Francis made the customary annual address from the Vatican. In it, he said ‘the winds of … More

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