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Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | CHILE: If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and cut yourself mid-game with a razorblade you hid in your socks (or accuse the opposition of fielding an ineligible player)

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | URUGUAY: Two-time pricks

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | PARAGUAY: Always in the mix JOSÉ LUIS CHILAVERT

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BOLIVIA: Here’s a tip: Thanking your host by spelling it out on your shirts as a team doesn’t work

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | COLOMBIA: Lethal in defence

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | VENEZUELA: Stuck doing stupid soccer because it got cut from the baseball team

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ARGENTINA: Birthplace of two of the world’s soccer players

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | BRAZIL: Sixteen-Time World Cup Losers

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Team Profile | PERU: It’s all my fault, everything’s my fault, I’m such an idiot god I’m an idiot WHY AM I SUCH AN IDIOT (by Christian Cueva)

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ECUADOR: Neither here, nor there

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

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