MOSCOW, RUSSIA– The federal government of Russia has officially called an annual parade through the streets of Moscow to celebrate … More
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Ironically, 23 Ironic Years On From Its Release, Alanis Morisette Ironically Reveals ‘Ironic’ Was Written Ironically Not Ironic On Purpose, Confirms It Just An Ironic Series Of Ironically Un-Ironic Mishaps And 0% Ironic Coincidences That Lacked In Irony And Were Not Ironic
Family mourns man who met partner exactly when he was perfectly ready, got and lost his job when perfectly ready, partner left him when perfectly ready and ultimately died exact moment he was ready
7-Year-Old In That Zone Where Disjointed Ramblings And Unpredictable Behaviour About To Crossover From Impossibly Adorable to Suddenly Super Fucking Mega Annoying (And Parents About To Go From ‘Ahh The Miracle Of Childbirth! How Happy We Are To Be A New Family!’ To ‘Oh Vengeful One Above, Why Hast Thou Smoten Us and With Looking After This Human Trashbag Of Sewerage?’
Confirmed: Study Finds You Only Weird Person In World
SAN DIEGO, CA–Concluding their study into your life from the day you were born, behavioural scientists from San Diego State … More
Love is in the Air: New Dating App Hurry The Fuck Up Launches, Designed Specifically For Singles Too Busy To Use A Dating App
Listen up all you go-getting singles, because this is going to be music to your ears! Created specifically for those … More
Do You Have What It Takes To Be In A Mediocre, Mundane and Unsatisfying Relationship That Drags On For Five Years Too Long Because You’re Terrified Of Being Alone? Take The Quiz And Find Out!
Let’s face it, staying in a mediocre, uninteresting and mundane relationship isn’t easy. It takes a terrifying fear of being … More
Biologists Confirm Prior To Evolution Of First Domestic Cat, Dog’s Arch Nemesis Was Baby Leatherback Sea Turtle
Local Man Completes 625th Page Of His First Ever Tolstoy Book And He Can Conclude: ‘People Right. Tolstoy Long. But Tolstoy Good. Tolstoy Long, But Tolstoy Good. Tolstoy Long. And Tolstoy Good.’
22 Things You Should Never Say To A Pregnant Woman
When you’re pregnant, sometimes it feels as if everyone’s got an opinion on it. And although an expectant mother’s impending newborn … More