Thinking of moving country? Or even just time for a holiday? Well, if you’re thinking about the differences between where … More
Author: Dave
I Am Chris Martin of Coldplay, Type Anything At Me!
Hey Why You Do It, I’m Chris Martin. I’m a musician and this is the first time I’ve done this… So, go … More
‘Fuck Off. My life Is Hard, You Don’t Even Know’ Reports Middle-Class, Fluent English-Speaking, White Male With First World Country Citizenship
OMG CUTENESS ALERT: Here Are Some Adorable Pics Of A Few Insanely Cute and Currently Alive Babies
Babies, am I right?! Nothing gets us going more than a snap of a recently uterine-expelled human to the face … More
Tom Brady Once Again Rushed To Hospital After Suffering Panic Attack And Seizure Due To Whole House Being Down To Final Toilet Roll
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS– After wife Giselle Bündchen revealed to him by yelling, ‘Tom, we only have one roll of toilet paper … More
Super Intelligent Local Dog Only Enjoys Looking Back On Memories And Looking Forward And Planning Future, Couldn’t Give A Fuck About The Present Moment
My Say: Donald Trump. (Does That Count As Political Commentary or Satire?)
MY SAY By Brian McGarnickle We don’t often get into politics here at Why You Do It, … More
Musicologists Still Perplexed Why Queen’s Nonsensical ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ –Containing Such Obscure, Moronic, Completely Not Relatable Lyrics As ‘I Don’t Want To Die, I Sometimes Wish I’d Never Been Born At All’ And ‘Nothing Really Matters… Nothing Really Matters To Me’– Still Popular Today
My Say: Yeah, I’m A Divorced Man And Yeah, I Know All Divorced Men Deserve To Immediately Be Tossed Into The Divorce Volcano Because They Are So Gross And Disgusting And Yuck, But Hang On, Whow There. Before You Kill Me By Hurling Me Into The Divorce Volcano, Hear Me Out, Because Although I Am Now Officially A Wretched Disgusting Garbage Human, I Still Have Some Other Stuff I Can Do And I’m Not Completely Useless to Society (By Dave Martin)
MY SAY By Dave Martin A month ago, my divorce was provisionally approved, making me a soon-to-be-divorced man … More
