Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
Here is the full road trip:
Today my friends, it’s the last stop… and I go to Toronto!!
BEST SPORTS
TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS
Founded: 1917
Stanley Cup Final appearances: 22 (1918, 1921,1922 , 1932,1933,1935,
1936, 1938,1939, 1940, 1942, 1945,1947, 1948, 1949,1951, 1959,
1960, 1962, 1963, 1964,1967)
Stanley Cup Championships: 13 (1918, 1922, 1932, 1942, 1945, 1947, 1948, 1949, 1951, 1962, 1963, 1964, 1967)
TORONTO RAPTORS
Founded: 1995
Finals Appearances: 1 (2019)
NBA Championships: 1 (2019)
TORONTO BLUE JAYS
Founded: 1977
World Series Appearances: 2 (1992, 1993)
World Series Championships: 2 (1992, 1993)
TORONTO FC
Founded: 2005 (Started play 2007)
MLS Cup Final Appearances: 3 (2016, 2017, 2019)
MLS Cups: 1 (2017)
TORONTO TEMPO
Founded: started play 2026
BEST MUSICIANS
Drake, The Weeknd, Alanis Morisette, Beiber
Here are my good friends Auston Matthews, Alanis Mirisette, jim Carrey, Bauptista, Josh Donalson, Vince Carter, in Toronto and we go out and look at Toronto and hit popular night time dancing and smashing beer place and go to dancing nightime club!
BEST FOOD:
Poutine
BEST COMEDIANS:
Jim Carrey and Mike Myers
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Toronto Stadium)
Toronto Stadium
12 Jun: Canada 🇨🇦 vs 🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina
17 Jun: Ghana 🇬🇭 vs 🇵🇦 Panama
20 Jun: Germany 🇩🇪 vs 🇨🇮 Côte d’Ivoire
23 Jun: Panama 🇵🇦 vs 🇭🇷 Croatia
26 Jun: Iraq 🇮🇶 vs 🇸🇳 Senegal
2 Jul: Round of 32 — 2K vs 2L
OK MY FIENDS!! THAT’S IT… end of world cup road trIP. i SAD. GOODBYE.
… BUT, FUCKING IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT…
MY PLAN WAS TO LEAVE AND GO TO HOMES BUT BECUASE I SCARED OF WIFE (I tellED her i leave to go to store JUST to pick up sack of potatoes, BACK IN JANUARY, but instead i go to america for 4 months!!) i scared of her but my big dog Viktor bark on her and bark like HAU HAU HAU all night long so she cant sleep hahahaha
AND I TELL YOU DAY-BY-DAY SCHEDULE AND I STAY HERE AND PARTY FOR WHOLE WORLD CUP!!
PARTIES!! PARTIES!! PARTIES!!
ITS A PARTIES IN THE U.S AND A!!
SEE YOU MAYBE NEVER WIFE BACK IN ESPAIn!!!
FULL SCHEDULE COMING UP SOON MY FIENDS, FOR NOW PARTIES TIMES!!!
