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Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup – Team Profile: Kenya – 20, 22 things about Kenya that you’d have to be a goddam moron not to already know (pt.1)

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The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away (depending on your own set of menstrual circumstances), I’m going to bee answering all the burning questions leading up to the tournament. Today, I take a look at another team in the African zone hoping to qualify for their first every World Cup, a country known more for its running everywhere not on a football pitch, Kenya.

Kenya

1. Kenya is the international hub of “contract cheating”, whereby Westerners hire qualified graduates to complete their university assessments for them. A lucrative vocation for Kenyans, large swathes of American students typically pay up to $50 a page for qualified Kenyans to ghostwrite their academic assignments.

Christian Pulisic tries to just get some Kenyans to pass his annoying World Cup Qualification for him


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