Hello my fiends, tomorrow i take driving test for second time in SPanin. Yes i drive for more than 23 … More
Category: On Spain
DO you know how to adult? can you tell me how to do it please?! thanks you, send me email with instrucitons ASAP please!
DO you know how to be adult and complete adult tasks relating to beauracracy, chores, administration and all other bulls … More
Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SPAIN: ¡BANG! ¡BOOM! MOSTLY JUST NOISE! ¡BOOM! ¡BOOM! ¡BANG! ¡CRACK! ¡POP! ¡BOOM!
***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More
Amid Claims by Local Historical Revisionists that Shakespeare, Leonardo Da Vinci and Christopher Columbus Were In Fact From Catalonia, Who or What Else Was Actually Catalan?
Since its founding fifteen years ago, Catalonian separatist historical revisionist foundation New History Institute (INH) has not pulled any punches in its attempts to … More
¡Mucho Gusto! The Tastes of Spain – Wine Review: The €1.39 Sangria You Can Get From The Shitty Little Supermarket Down The Street In My Fucked Up Gross Neighbourhood
Ahhhh Spain…. A land of vibrant culture, rich tastes, and loud and occasionally annoying as fuck noises. It’s a country … More
Local Spanish Immigrant Man Dave Martin Not Sure If This Phrase Translates Well Into Spanish But Concludes Will Be Necessary To Learn While Living In El Raval, Barcelona’s Shittiest, Grossest, Most Fucked Up Area
Local Man Se Dice: “Yo Hablo El Español Perfectamente. Vale, Venga, Proxima Idioma Porfa. Ahora Estoy Listo Que Aprender Catalá.”
BARCELONA, SPAIN– Having mastered the official language of Spain, local man Dave Martin’s Spanish is so fucking incredible already after … More
It’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish Man
BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank … More
What The Shit, Local Spanish Dog?? – Local Barcelona Broken Dog’s Behaviour Is Slightly Different, Just Because Absolutely Everything Is Different For Him And He Can’t Be Explained Why
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of … More
This Makes Complete Sense: Instead of Singing The Word “California” Every Time It’s In A Song, You Can Sing The Word “Barcelona” And It’s Totally Fine
If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to … More