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Category: Israel

¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! YAGAT!!!! Tomorrow I get new tattooing!!!!!

Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am fine thankyou. I Polish boy from Australia … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | ISRAEL: By reading this you recognise the State of Israel’s national football team

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Problem Solved: Use the Sliders to Formalise the Two-State Solution and Bring Peace between Israelis and Palestinians

The controversial proposed two-state solution between Israel and Palestine is fraught with an endless list of apparent impasses. In actual fact … More

International Community Condemns Israel for its Defense Force’s Relentlessly Tight Twitter Game

Who Ya Got: Who’s Got The Tighter Twitter game? RT for the Israel Defense Forces OR Fax for Hamas leader Ismail Haniyyah!

Gal Gadot Lodges Complaint Against Noisy Neighbours, Neighbours Fail To Receive Complaint Due to Lack of Phone Reception, Electricity, Un-Airstruck/Bulldozed Telecommunications Infrastructure

Violence Between Israelis and Palestinians Continues in East Jerusalem Because

JERUSALEM, ISRAEL–For the sixth consecutive day, violent clashes between Palestinians and Israelis and rocket attacks have continued across Gaza, East Jerusalem and … More

Love Is In The Air: How Are Your Favourite Terrorist Organisations Celebrating Valentine’s Day?

You may be taking your sweetheart to the place you met for a romantic, candlelit dinner (I know I sure … More

Palestinian Terrorist On Way To Complete Car Ramming, Drive-by Shooting And Then Being Shot Dead By Police In Tel Aviv Having Second Thoughts, Panic Attack Because Of How United Nations Committee for Elimination of Racial Discrimination (CERD) May Posthumously Judge Him

Peace declared between Israel and Palestine, ‘Fuck. What The Fuck Are We Supposed To Do Now?’ Declared Across Israeli Newsrooms

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