BARCELONA, SPAIN–Local Spanish Man Dave Martin is not at all hoping that FC Barcelona lose their quarter final tie against … More
Category: Internet Explosion!!
We Were Wrong: 100% Of All Brits Are Actually Like THIS Towards All Europeans Now
We were wrong! On Friday, we published an error about Brexit supporters in the UK (which make up 100% of … More
Local Polish/Spanish Man Heads To London For A Day, Prepares To Immediately Get Shit Kicked Out Of Him, Head Smashed In By Entire Population of United Kingdom, Who Now Detest Europe And All Its Vile, Louse-Ridden Base Wretches That Dwell Within
Time’s Up, Buddy: After Errant Pass In Today’s La Liga Match Against Espanyol, FC Barcelona Finally Decide To Get Rid Of Argentinian Disaster Lionel Messi
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, just when you thought Lionel Messi may have done enough to salvage his horrendous disaster of a career … More
It’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish Man
BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank … More
Party Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl Wouldn’t Let Him
We were all blown away by Slash’s epic solos on Guns N’ Roses’ ‘November Rain’ off 1991’s Use Your Illusion I… …But … More
Women’s Rights Advocacy Groups Up In Arms Following Fan Attack On Aston Villa Player In English Premier League, Demand Greater Female Representation In Positions Of Deranged Pitch Invaders, Serial Killers, School & Cinema Shooters and Genocidal Dictators
¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Coffee]: Al Campo Supermarket’s €1.89 Instant Cappuccino Powder
Ahhhh Spain… land of vibrant culture, rich flavours and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in … More
What The Shit, Local Spanish Dog?? – Local Barcelona Broken Dog’s Behaviour Is Slightly Different, Just Because Absolutely Everything Is Different For Him And He Can’t Be Explained Why
BARCELONA, SPAIN–Houston, we have a broken dog! Occasionally there’s times when things makes sense, but this is not one of … More
This Makes Complete Sense: Instead of Singing The Word “California” Every Time It’s In A Song, You Can Sing The Word “Barcelona” And It’s Totally Fine
If you’re concerned that there’s exactly 813,004 songs about California but not that many about Barcelona, well you’re going to … More