Dave Martin | Sports + stupidity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
In local news, two women both involved in a satisfying relationship with local man, Sam Harris, 44 are both doing their upmost to not be the one he chooses to marry. Harris has been involved with both women for over 8 months now and it’s believed by the two anxious women involved, that any day now, he’s going to pop…
1. The Terminator was not on stage during Queen’s performance in São Paulo on 1981’s Game Tour In this scene, where Queen perform in front of 131,000 people in São Paulo, you notice The Terminator standing awkwardly alongside guitarist Brian May. This is total garbage, because The Terminator did not go on tour with the band during that sold out tour of South America. OH…
Friday Flips [pt.3]: ‘Life is hard, okay okay, it gon’ get harder’ – The Philosophy of: This is Life by The Free
This is how to have a good time. With nothing but the simple stuff. Whenever you feel flat or not like yourself, what do you do to bring yourself back? – The Philosophy of: Jason Mraz (and the joys of the small pleasures)
1. Down the end of the table where your grandma always sits at the weekly Sunday family lunch, there’s a lot more wires, highly-combustible material and books on volatile chemistry than usual. 2. She babbles more than usual about blood being on the hands of the American imperialists and how the Afghanistan insurgency was a purposeful plot by the US to further destabilise…
Relationships are hard work, and sometimes you need to be equal part Don Juan, equal part Aphrodite, equal part Robert Downey Jr. in that period of his career from 1995-1999 and another part Chief Detective of the Police Force who, instead of investigating horrific violent crimes or drug production rings, only investigates whether someone is having sex with them right at this exact second.…
If you’re single and ready to mingle, then this summer, you’re going to need to know all the HOT-HOT-HOTTEST trends in having or maintaining an upright position, supported by one’s feet. SMOKIN’! HOT STANCE #5: HOT STANCE #4: HOT STANCE #3: HOT STANCE #2: HOT STANCE #1:
In a new study conducted by University of Wisconsin-Madison, researchers have discovered evidence that a major cause of death is the act of being alive. The study, funded in part by the State of Wisconsin Health Department and the US Federal Department of Health and Human Services (HHS), and carried out in partnership with the American Medical Association, concluded that ‘Living’ featured…
To someone else, to some one that may even be similar to you in a few ways. Whether a week ago, ten years ago on the other side of the world or even tens or hundreds of years ago… or, like even a day ago. Nothing is Unprecedented. ‘If it happened today, then it’s probably happened before.’ – The philosophy…
If you’ve seen the present you’ve seen all things, from time immemorial into all of eternity. For everything that happens is related and the same. – From Marcus Aurelius’ Meditations Whatever you’re worried about or going through, you are not alone. And if it’s happened or happening to you, then it’s probably happened to someone else at some point before.…