Barcelona Football Club Can Have A Big Shiny Silver Thing Given To Them For Free Tonight Because They Have A Higher Number Of A Particular Statistic Due To Putting A Sports Ball Into A Netted Area More Than All Other Similar Sports Teams Over The Last 9-Month Period And This Will Make A Lot Of People Clap And Yell At Them Because They Like It

BARCELONA, SPAIN–By driving an inflated object into a netted area with their legs and heads more times than Levante at … More

WHO’S THE GOAT? – The Debate is Finally Settled: Me Vs. Michael Jordan

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Oooh. 6 NBA Championships… 6 NBA Finals MVPs… 5 Regular Season MVPs… Big Fucking Deal. How many times has … More

Local Broke-As-Absolute-Shit Spanish Man Not At All Wishing Barça Lose The Tie Against Manchester United Tonight And Bomb Out Of The Champions League

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Local Spanish Man Dave Martin is not at all hoping that FC Barcelona lose their quarter final tie against … More

We Were Wrong: 100% Of All Brits Are Actually Like THIS Towards All Europeans Now

We were wrong! On Friday, we published an error about Brexit supporters in the UK (which make up 100% of … More

Local Polish/Spanish Man Heads To London For A Day, Prepares To Immediately Get Shit Kicked Out Of Him, Head Smashed In By Entire Population of United Kingdom, Who Now Detest Europe And All Its Vile, Louse-Ridden Base Wretches That Dwell Within

Time’s Up, Buddy: After Errant Pass In Today’s La Liga Match Against Espanyol, FC Barcelona Finally Decide To Get Rid Of Argentinian Disaster Lionel Messi

BARCELONA, SPAIN–Wow, just when you thought Lionel Messi may have done enough to salvage his horrendous disaster of a career … More

It’s Official: Non-Local, Non-Spanish Man Gets Place To Live, Job, National Identity Number, Membership To Local Football Club, Completes Transformation Into Local Spanish Man

BARCELONA, SPAIN–It’s official: Previously non-local man Dave Martin has found a place to live in Barcelona, a job, got a Spanish bank … More

Party Pooper: These Are The Instruments Slash Wanted To Play Ahead Of The Guitar For His Epic Solos In November Rain But Axl Wouldn’t Let Him

We were all blown away by Slash’s epic solos on Guns N’ Roses’ ‘November Rain’ off 1991’s Use Your Illusion I… …But … More

Women’s Rights Advocacy Groups Up In Arms Following Fan Attack On Aston Villa Player In English Premier League, Demand Greater Female Representation In Positions Of Deranged Pitch Invaders, Serial Killers, School & Cinema Shooters and Genocidal Dictators

¡Mucho Gusto! – The Tastes of Spain [Coffee]: Al Campo Supermarket’s €1.89 Instant Cappuccino Powder

Ahhhh Spain… land of vibrant culture, rich flavours and loud noises. It’s a country of great complexity and also simplicity in … More