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  • FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup | Profile | UGANDA: Deadly in front of the target, taking no prisoners, motive unknown

    September 8, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 moons away…

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  • FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup *UPDATE*: 55th minute – Despite stacking the defense with toads, Australia lead Vietnam 1-0!

    September 7, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Uncategorized

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup – Team Profile: Kenya – 20, 22 things about Kenya that you’d have to be a goddam moron not to already know (pt.1)

    September 7, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • God Alert!

    It’s Sunday! Can You Cross Yourself Without Infuriating God or Satan?

    September 6, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    China’s intense maximum of 3 hours a week practice stands them in good stead for an upset of Australia on FIFA tonight, and if not and they’re losing late in the game, then a ‘fuck this’ and console reset

    September 3, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Asian Qualifying is Back! And to kick things off it’s Japan vs Oman! Who will win? Who is more racist? Who has had more bloodshed in their respective civil wars? Who will get the points?

    September 2, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.***   Japan vs Oman The battle royale between the newly…

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  • FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying is Back! And to kick things off it’s Central African Republic vs Cape Verde! Who will win? Who is more racist? Who has had more bloodshed in their civil wars? Who will get the points?

    September 1, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Share! - Tech Alert! - Video!

    Share this video on your lover’s Facebook to let them know that soon you’re going to send them an email!

    September 1, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Music Alert! - News alert!!

    United States District Court Central District of California file case of “Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself v. Nirvana LLC”, Hearing Details to be Announced Soon

    August 30, 2021 - By Dave

    LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, featured on the cover of their 1991 album Nevermind. Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself is alleging the band, along with their producers and record label, violated several child pornography laws with the use of his…

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  • Africa Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 - Soccer! - Sports! - Terrorism Alert!! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying (Africa) – THEY BLEW IT (twice): Somalia

    August 25, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** With the Qlamqtar World Cup 2022 only about 14 periods…

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