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  • Internet Explosion!! - Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    China’s intense maximum of 3 hours a week practice stands them in good stead for an upset of Australia on FIFA tonight, and if not and they’re losing late in the game, then a ‘fuck this’ and console reset

    September 3, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Asian Qualifying is Back! And to kick things off it’s Japan vs Oman! Who will win? Who is more racist? Who has had more bloodshed in their respective civil wars? Who will get the points?

    September 2, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.***   Japan vs Oman The battle royale between the newly…

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  • Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying is Back! And to kick things off it’s Central African Republic vs Cape Verde! Who will win? Who is more racist? Who has had more bloodshed in their civil wars? Who will get the points?

    September 1, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Share! - Tech Alert! - Video!

    Share this video on your lover’s Facebook to let them know that soon you’re going to send them an email!

    September 1, 2021 - By Dave

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  • Internet Explosion!! - Music Alert! - News alert!!

    United States District Court Central District of California file case of “Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself v. Nirvana LLC”, Hearing Details to be Announced Soon

    August 30, 2021 - By Dave

    LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-Iconic 90s grunge band Nirvana are being sued by Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself, who as an infant at the time, featured on the cover of their 1991 album Nevermind. Stupid Little Fuckwit Cunt Who Should Kill Himself is alleging the band, along with their producers and record label, violated several child pornography laws with the use of his…

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  • Africa Alert!! - Internet Explosion!! - Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - Terrorism Alert!! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying (Africa) – THEY BLEW IT (twice): Somalia

    August 25, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022.*** With the Qlamqtar World Cup 2022 only about 14 periods…

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  • Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup Qualifying (Africa) – They Blew It: Sierra Leone

    August 24, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • Coronavirus! - Internet Explosion!! - Middle East Alert!! - News alert!!

    So Disappointing: Travellers at International Airport Spotted Without Face Coverings, Not Social Distancing While Boarding Flight

    August 18, 2021 - By Dave

    KABUL, AFGHANISTAN–Several people at Kabul International airport yesterday were seen not wearing masks and ignoring social distancing guidelines while they attempted to board their flight. The travellers were spotted on the tarmac and had no obvious reason for not following COVID-19 protocols. SMH, so selfish. Several fellow travellers at the airport immediately noticed the people in question blatantly shirking public health recommendations…

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  • Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup – ‘What? Why The Fuck?’ – What? Why The Fuck isn’t North Korea still in qualifying for the world cup?

    August 17, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY FIFA WORLD CUP QATAR 2022 COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away…

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  • Qatar 2022! - Soccer! - Sports! - World Cup Alert!!

    Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup – FUCK UPS IN DETAIL – How did Eswaitini blow it against Djibouti in Round 1 of African qualifying?

    August 17, 2021 - By Dave

    ***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT ANY NAMES, COUNTRIES OR EVENTS MENTIONED IN MY QATAR 2022  COVERAGE, SO FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS, FROM HERE ON IN, THE EVENT WILL BE REFERRED TO AS QLAMQTAR 2022*** The Qlamqtar 2022 World Cup’s only about 14 periods away (depending on your own…

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