What is point of Children? they mnostly are annoying. and you cant just disappear for a week and think ‘they will be fine’. and they speak English very poorly. they can not make the conversation about anythong iteresting for at least first 11 years of life. 11 years to wait is shitton of time. They sometimes do nothing but play computer games. sometimes cool and play sports but 95% of time just just want to internet and look at instagrams and tell you leave me alone. fuck that.
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 7 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
is worth having kids? I think no. what for? to have sometime annoying you a lot of time, anbd is expensive like shit, and then boys after age of 7 not even cute, and girls maybe a bit later, but whats the point at that point? or bugging you for things to buy and then throwibng that thing in the trash in one week, or saying you are lame, when they are teenagers, then doing drugs and fucjing up your life as teenagers, and then teenage years they are total assholes or bitch.es.then ignoring you, then only haanging out with you as adults because they feel guilty you are going to die one day and they will regret it if they dont, and then only having out with cs of obligation when you get old, and having bullshit forced conversation.. hmmm not sure, for no, this not attractvie, i reject this idea, thank you.
I think I pass.
And besinds, i already have a child. look, at my bieatufuly Adobe Premiere Pro for my Daily show. I JSUT MADE THIS THIS WEEKEND!!!
Look!!! it is special!!! I work to make this for so long, but iky thing is it very much unlike a child (which requires no work to make) and is obly made in moment of pleasure and/or regret but my child required work and mneticulous attention to detail and is beeatiful. I call him Steve!!!
My child Steve is beautiful!! and repsonds to logic and reason and organization, and movements are predicted and wwork and investment is rewarded (ubnlike real stupid human annoying child)!!! i love my new child!!! Me and Steve only have relationship for 4 days since i made him, but already we have great times!!!
Here we are – I teach Steve to catch!!
Now here we are and I teach Steve how to kick Australian football!…
Now here we are and I teach Steve how to ride a bicycles!!!..
Now here we are and I teach Steve how to go fishing for fish!!!!!..
Now here we are and I teach Steve how to change oil on motor cars!!!..
And then here we are and I teach Steve how to drive a motor car…
But we goi driving without oil because IDIOT Steve not put fresh engine oil but instead put straight into oil pan like a idiot!!! What an asshole. BUT I LOVE HIM still!!! he is adorable, so just to have farther son exoerience we drive car without engine oil whic of course would be mnassive finbancial expense and make me want to blow my brains out for financial reason, but my adive, you must teach your child consequences, like what happpens to cars when no oil in engine:
But its all good, we go for ice creams after and have a laugh together over it, its all part of life and being a parent!!
So proud of my son. You dont understand if you arent a parent like me. When you knows you knows. But if i have some advice for you new parents out there: dont worry you are nevwer ready to be father of Premiere Pro template. never, but once it happens, WOW it IS AMAZING
