My fiends! This is part 3 in series on Cadillac new teams in F1 in 2026… Here is part one and here part 2
So my friends who you think will be announcing Cadillac’s F1 drivers? middle season break is coming so surely the say HEY WE HAVE THE NEWS EXTRAS EXTRAS like they annonce in my old village back in Serbia when latest corruption scandal of politicians or family members announced in news. I thought I knew my cousin Miloš in Sirogojno. He screw our village AGAIN!!!
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!!
1: Checo Perez
Number one option for Cadillac looking like Sergio Perez. Cold heart killer on track, even if old. He with Verstappen when he won title in 2021 and played team player,. and knows how to win the reaces too (he win 6! And three poles positioms), including Monaco!
2: Valterri Bottas
Yeah this goofy fake Ausrtralian who make jokes on everyhing and is like cartoon charatcer is good chance for seat next year at Cadillacs. Has 20 poles and 10 wins in f1 career. This is crazy good, even for Finlands standards where every motherfucker that is born in this country is F1 world champion/
3: Jak Crawford
This option was not looking good, but this guy, that grew up in Texas, from North Carolina is now looking very good. But needs to keep doing well in F2, is 2nd and if keeps winning, he will surely gets a seats.
4. Zhou Guanyu
This guy not that good in F1, but ok, but also is close connection to team principal so this means he is good chance for seat, mostly for commercials reasons thou (China is Cadillacs #2 market in world)
5. Logan Sargeant
American? Yes. but shit? also yes
6. Jack Doohan
Too many crashy crashies
7. Mick Schumacher
This guy like my wife Gielksa, she was last woman left in my village so I take her because all other options are gone, and better to have someone than sitting in dark basement that loods everytime it rains, on internet looking at videos on Youtube how to build yuor own canoe
8. Pato O’Ward
Yes very attractive in America because is maerican and Mexican, but drives Indy Car and last Indy car to go into F1 and do good was Jacques Villeneuve in year 1593.
9. Colton Herta
Very appeals commercaially cos California boy, but unfortunately is having terrbile season in Indy (see #8 on Villeneuve) imagine him getting a seat. as they say on latest Televsion show here in Serbia called ‘Home Improving’, “I don’t think so much, Tim!!” hahahahah my favourite new show
10.Kyle Kirkwood
Also AMeriacan yes, and do well in Indy, but PLEASE forget about Indy car. You not read what I say about Villeneuve. French Canadian boy is only good one from Indy. ok, Andretti too, but hmmm
11. Jacques Villenueve
If you think Pato O Ward, Kirkwood or Herta ffs have chance of seat for Cadillac then so does my grandmother, or just as qualified Jacques Villeneuve currently!
Ok there you have my fiends. the top ten choicing for Cadillac F1 team next year!! We shalling see who they choose. I think Bottas, with Perez and Crawford and also Lia Bolt, not forget her, as Academy driving persoon!!!