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¡POR FAVOR SEÑOR! Do you know what the Language Attrition is my freinds? OK I TELL YOU. YOU LISTEN.

Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, and you? I am live in Espain now for almost 6 years and I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no?

So my firneds! Do you know what the Language Attrition is? OK I tell you today!!

Hello again, how are you? I’m fine thankyu and you. So Language Attrition is when you live in country and your natural language go broken and you become asshole speaker of language you do as child.

Luckily my firnends I domnt have this problems and my English is okay. I live in Spain for more than 5 years nowbut my Enlighs still is fine. I’m fine thank you and you?

No problems here.

Some people ask me ‘hey you my friend, how are you make your Enlighs so fine?’ this good question. So I always say, ‘simple, you break up with your wife and get ENglish speaking partner/ ok thats it.’ Or be born in ENligsh speaking countyr. this last one tough, but if you can alteration the space-time continuum maybe this a possibility. I dont know. I not a scioence man so dont ask me.

Let me give you another example of this so your brain can to understand. My owner Señor Don Pablo Luis Hernandez Garcia sometime talk about travel. He like to go on many travels. And me too! Well I go once and this was trip from USA back to Mexico when I was 14 years old. Policemans from America come and give my family prize of free trip to Mexico my father say me. It was a lot of noise for happy competition winning that day outside our house but my father say we win. We not go back to USA after this competition prize. Now I live in Spain but have not won one more competition to go back to my homme in Birmigham Alabama, but I hope! I hope my lizard is okay. I not leave him food, and we won competition 28 years ago. Luckily lizards live hundreds of thousnds of years, like dinosaurs. I miss you Eduardo!! 🦎🦎

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