Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase I also maybe not be able to visa reasosn, but for now I go, a few months before when visa restircions still not in play!! i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Today my friends, we go to VANCOUVER!!
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird, and also my eye doctor, after my eye surgeery in 2023 recommends looking at screen much less or never, so I not spend time doing bullshit proofreading). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
SPORTS TEAMS
#1 team: Vancouver Canucks
Founded: 1945 (admitted to NHL 1970)
Stanely Cups: 0 – losers in 1982 (4-0 to NY Islanders), 1994 (4-3 to NY Rangers) and 2011 (4-3 to Boston
#2 team: Vancouver Whitecaps
fOUNDED: 1974 (ADMITTED into MLS 2011)
MLS CUPS: 0 (best result: Runners up v Miami 2025)
BEST MUSIC, WELL MY FAVOURITE
Carly Rae Jepsen!
And with legends owl cities!!!…
BEST COMEDY or comedian (my favourite)
Seth Rogannn!!! Funny People! 40 year old virgins! Superbad – hilarious even 15 years later! and THis is the end… I need to watch, but I watch , ok? i watch!! Not my friend but would be nice! I not smoke the thing he smoke, but i like to have a beers, so we have a beers and then go line dancing at locals bars!
BEST BOOK OR WRITER
Douglas Copeland, Generation X – about irony as defence mechanism, quarter life crisis, corporate alienation. This right up my ulica (street) (except i in mid life crisis sometimes, so MORE DEPRESSING!!)
BEST FOOD: shitload of salmon (like Seattle) or Dungeness Crab!!!
BEST SOMETHING TO DO
No idea. I not allowed to travel because of visa reasons so must restricts movemebt and avoid unnecesary travel in order not to alert authorities, and leave country as soon as possible 🙁
MY FAVOURITE VANCOUVER PERSON IN HISTORY: SETH ROGEN
Here we are shooting hoops:
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Vancouver Stadium)
Vancouver — BC Place Vancouver
- M6, Sat 13 Jun — TBD vs Australia
- M27, Thu 18 Jun — Canada vs Qatar
- M40, Sun 21 Jun — New Zealand vs Egypt
- M51, Wed 24 Jun — Switzerland vs Canada
- M64, Fri 26 Jun — New Zealand vs Belgium
- M85, Thu 2 Jul — Round of 32: 1B vs 3EFGIJ
- M96, Tue 7 Jul — Round of 16: W85 vs W87
OK MY FRIENDS!! THAT IS IT FOR PACIFIC NORTHWEST!
AND WHATS NEXT? I NOT SURE, BECAUSE FUCK THIS! I FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD CUP OFF AND GO TO MILAN FOR WINTER OLYMPICS INSTEAD! AND ESPECIALLY ICE HICKEY WHICH IS EPIC!!
OLYMPICS IS BEST AND MUCH BETTER THAN BULLSHIT SOCCER FULL OF VIOLENCT TERRORISTS AND CUNTS ANYWAY!!
SO WE SEE WHICH STATE AND CITY NEXT. I THINK THE SAN FRNCISCO BAY AREAS. MAYBE. OR MAYBE I NOT FINISH THIS AND JUST SAY FUCK IT AND NOT DO final 14 cities in WORLD CUP BECUASE CANT BE FUCKED. WE SEE AFTER OLYMPICS THO.
anyway OK BYE BYE TO MY FRIENDS IN VANCOUVER!! I GO MILAN!!
