Hello my fiends, how are you today i am fine and you? Do you knowing Fernando Alonso?? He my favourite driver right now behind Oscar Piastri who is good Italian boy from Melbourne (LIKE ME except I not Italian hahahahahahahahahah lol laugh my ass out!!!!!)
Fernando Alonso i s one of just three driving men in Formula number 1 that is a world champions. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS IN THE WORLD (like Queen hahahahaha!!!) Hamitlon, Verstappens and Alonso. Only 3 alive in F number 1 world that is driver champion. But what else makes this Spanish driving man who he is being? NOT you worry I tell you!!
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!!
Today I talk about Alonso, my fabourite drviing man in Formul number one right now. Not only he is good at moving a car, he also speak perfect Englihs like me. Did he go to Vasilije’s backyrad English School and Panel Beating Workshop in Belgrade too?! Not sure as Wiki Encyclopedia does not confirm his English school!!
But wait you not believe me that he speak perfect English? Lets look at example today:
And here, uyou see he is very good with technology like me too. (he press all the button, I use internet on cimputer under table in basement in darkness through night so wife not hear I use internet! She get angry I use internet, say I talk to my exotic wife from Bulgaria, but really I just play video game called Candy Crunch!!!)
Alonso is champion man, but did not win more because of some bad decisions and bad luck. Also then he go to shitty McLaren which was piece of shit box car like my first ever Lada wagon (not my second one – she a beauty, still have her). so he say ‘fuk this, I go. i go now I want drive indy 500’ so Mclarens say ‘ok we let you go and do what you want and rive Indy, good luck!!’ Then he go and drive Indy 500 which is excellent but thenn oh wait, he have to retire because shitty Mclaren in Indy Car also have fucked up 1975 Lada Riva engine that explode. So my boy Alonso like ‘of course fucking bullshit GP2 engine’ McLarennnn I get you!!!! I gettt you!!!! Argh!!!
Not you worry though Fernando my fiend, Those Mclaren days a refinished. So relax!!
And now my friend Fernando with Aston Martin. Can he get one more podium? and he back next year yes please? yes please!