So my fiends, the other day I tried to help you figure out how to watch every show on every single platform in every single country in the world, from Netflix to Turkish Radio and Television Corporation (TRT) to all other national tv streaming channels and programs like Price is Right Spain in 1988 to all shows in Turkiye to Youtubes to Scooby Doo to all Instagram contents to all website videos on whole internet, and also all others in Kenya, and all other countries!! Well, wait no more my fiends, today I try solve your dimella!!! and we watch every thing in world!!
Hello, how are you I am fine thank you, an d you? I am fine thankyou. And you? I Polish boy from Australia so English first language but now I am live in Espain now for over 6 years, so please be patience with me my fiend, becauase involuntary English deterioration occur in my brain region since live in espain, ok? (And also, my keyboard is c heap one and keys type weird). I like share my brain thinkings with you, of the lives in Espain, no? Okay, YOu listen me, I explain you! And dont forgetting to smash like button and subscribe to my email channels, my internet fiends!!
Ok my fiends, I have bad news for you if we want to watch all show and all video content in world ever, there is like a billion hours of content, that you can maybe watch if you work hard, but problem is even at 2x speed, more fucking contents made during the fucking watching of billion hours!!! UHG!!!🤬😡
this is equation according to Chang GPT : 2,000,000 hours of time to watch (a conservative “millions” estimate) is:
2×: ~685 years
~228 years watching 24/7 at 1×
~114 years watching 24/7 at 2×
If you watch a heavy-but-human 4 hours/day:
1×: ~1,370 years
and “A commonly cited figure is ~500 hours uploaded per minute to YouTube.” and Tingtong “claims like 100+ million videos/day
UH OH!!!!
so im sorry my fiends live not long enough to watch all content. OR DOES IT????
BUT if you have enough devices, and of of course will be noisy, and limited to brain capacity of processing, but if you still want to consume it, even auditorily (diffult to wtach more than 8 devices at once, we all know), then, GOOD NEWS, according to ChangGPT “To keep up with “everything everywhere”: you need 50k+ devices ( plausibly far higher)”
SO EXCELLENT NEWSSSS!!!!! WE CAN DOING IT!!! (as nike saying goes, Just doing it)
So there you go my frineds, you just need about 50,000 devices playing at once at 2x and you will achieve all our dreams of watching everything everywhere, including all episodes of Price is Right Spain from 1988 and episodes of Taxi and every episode of tax and videos on how to fisx washing machines, and conspiracy videos about ellen degeneres and charges by her staff, and videos about sport and all reality tv and weather reports and scooby doo episodes, and repeats of News broadcasts from Channel Seven in Autarlias. So stop readings and start watching!!! OK START HERE MY FIENDS: