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Category: Oceania!

Here you have, my fiends!… MY GUIDE TO THE BEST SPORTS, MUSIC, FOODS, COMEDY AND WRITING AND PEOPLE IN ALL 16 HOST CITIES IN 2026 FIFA WORLDS CUP IN UNITED STATES AMERICA, CANADIA & MECXICO!

Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | AMERICAN SAMOA: Ranked #1 in FIFA’s World Teams You’d Cut Off Your Penis to Play For Rankings

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SAMOA: “There’s only room for one Samoa in the Samoan archipelago (talkin’ to you, American Samoa)”

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | TONGA: This guy

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | FIJI: Off the radar

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | VANUATU: “If we praise and worship John Frum, he will bring us talent in his cargo”

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | TAHITI: The worst ever team at a FIFA tournament (which, incidentally, they also won)

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NEW CALEDONIA: From World Champions in 1998 to equal worst in Oceania in 2022

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | PAPUA NEW GUINEA: “As far as we’re concerned, that was us at the 2017 FIFA Confederations Cup”

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | NEW ZEALAND: Half-assing it

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

Qlamqtar 2022 FIFA World Cup | Profile | SOLOMON ISLANDS: If you can build a canoe, you’re eligible for the team

***I DON’T HAVE FIFA’S PRIOR WRITTEN CONSENT TO USE, TALK, THINK OR EVEN YELL AT RANDOS FROM MY BALCONY ABOUT … More

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