Guess What, my fiends!! I do you big favour and do travel guide to all 16 host cities for 2026 FIFA World cup in USA, Canada, and Mexcico/. All the best sports – Boom! All the best food -bang! All the best comedy and comedians – blop! All th best music – boom bang! All the best writing and writers – dong dong! Amd all my favourite people from each city – bing bong!!! So if you cannot go to World CUp this year, not you worry, my fiends,! becuase i take flights and road trip, and together it will be like YOU going, all from comforts of your own basement!! (in my case, basement is where i always use internet in dark o computer to hide from wife. that is why i said ‘basement’)
Today my friends, we go to MEXICO CITY AND MONTERREY AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I WANT TO GET BACK TO USA AND MUSIC AND SPORTS AND COMEDY I UNDERSTAND BETTER!!!
oK as you remember my fiends last stop on my world cups tour was in Guadalajara and we learned that sports team is like scraping a sloppy barrel, comedy is not really that funny and music is okay i guess and food is awesome im sure like everywhere in mexico. but ok that is enough, i out of here, lets get back to usa where i understand sports, comedy and music better and not as weird for a person like me
FIFA WORLD CUP 2026 MATCHES (Azteca and Monterrey Stadium)
Mexico City Stadium
- 11 Jun: Mexico vs South Africa
- 17 Jun: Uzbekistan vs Colombia
- 24 Jun: Czech Republic vs Mexico
- 30 Jun: Round of 32 — 1A vs 3CEFHI
- 5 Jul: Round of 16 — W79 vs W80
Monterrey Stadium
- 14 Jun: Sweden vs Tunisia
- 20 Jun: Tunisia vs Japan
- 24 Jun: South Africa vs Korea Republic
- 29 Jun: Round of 32 — 1F vs 2C
ok so now fuck it, i get the fuck out of there, and next stop, Houston, Texas back in United States!!
